What is the male version of camel toe?

[Baitball Blogger]

[bluesbassman]

1. Pachyderm trunk?

Yeah, right.

[Baitball Blogger]

2. You wish.

[bluesbassman]

4. Well maybe Dumbo...

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. "MFM, please-come-up-to-the-chalkboard-and-solve-the-equation-for-the-rest-of-the-class" pants.

[Scuba]

5. That happened to you too, huh?

[nolabear]

22. My second ex husband never got over being bitter about that.

He said, with great sincerity, that he wished to god girls had something like air horns that went off whenever we got turned on so we'd know the horror he and all y'all felt.

That's EX-husband.

[BlueJazz]

6. Passion Log

[HappyMe]

7. I have no idea.

[FSogol]

8. In film, it is called the "Buffalo Shot." n/t

[panader0]

9. Women who stare are called "Bulge Hunters"

[nomorenomore08]

10. DA BULGE

nt

[MerryBlooms]

11. Buck knuckle. n/t

[Duer 157099]

12. I learned in Hell on Wheels

that when a tailor asks a man which way he dresses, and if he says "I dress to the right" well, that's what that means.

Thanks Cullum and Elam

[HappyMe]

14. Mmmmm..

Yes. Yes, it is.

[ConcernedCanuk]

31. I "dress" to the left

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like you wanted to know that



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[Wait Wut]

13. No idea, but...

...I would imagine it's painful. Then again, those things look really inconvenient to me, anyway. Always swingin' around, always in the way, embarrassing poor young men in public.

[arcane1]

28. Indeed. George Washington wrote an ettiquitte guide than advised men not to "shift" in public

But he recognized the need to occasionally shift.

And he was an adolescent when he wrote it!

Item 11: http://www.history.org/almanack/life/manners/rules2.cfm

[Scruffy Rumbler]

15. Moose Knuckle

[pokerfan]

25. Yep

https://www.google.com/search?q=moose+knuckle&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=xggcUumKNYj-igLPoYCgCw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ

[Digit]

30. My eyes!

That is ONE Jeopardy question I will know and remember....I am ready Trebec!

[mnhtnbb]

16. Think Bush Mission Accomplished

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[ConcernedCanuk]

32. Like too many men, his dick appears to be bigger than his brain!

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[MineralMan]

17. A junkpile?

[Paulie]

18. Codpiece

Or a classic frontal wedgie

[trof]

19. Potato Pants

You've heard the joke, I'm sure.

[sarge43]

20. Trousertrout? nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

21. Hammbone?

[marzipanni]

23. Rooster nose

[kwassa]

24. One-eyed trouser snake.

[UTUSN]

26. Duh, "package" - ding ding ding!1 nt

[RudynJack]

27. The bulge

[Generic Brad]

29. John Hamm