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"I'm dying", Tom croaked.
"I've never had sex with a barnyard animal", Tom said sheepishly.
"I spilled sugar on myself", Tom said sweetly.
"Sulfuric", Tom answered acidly.
"If A equals B and B equals C, then A must equal C", Tom said reasonably.
C'mon DUers, I just know you're gonna think of a lot of these, Scuba said imaginatively.
Ptah
(33,019 posts)cyberswede
(26,117 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)cyberswede
(26,117 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)"I lost my umbrella," Tom said damply.
"That dog's a Heinz-57," Tom muttered.
"More champagne?" Tom bubbled.
Scuba
(53,475 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)LiberalEsto said creakily. Thank you!
"Pass the parmesan cheese," Tom said gratefully.
Aristus
(66,293 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)charlie and algernon
(13,447 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)cyberswede
(26,117 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)"Please fill my shot glass again", Tom replied.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)LNM
(1,078 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)"Oh come all ye faithful!", Tom ejaculated.
LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)Now those are DUzy's right there!
Scuba
(53,475 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)Graybeard
(6,996 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)I don't even think there was Ecstasy when I was a kid. Not until I was a teenager.
Scuba
(53,475 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)LNM
(1,078 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Tom asked soberly.
"I think I swallowed my tongue stud," Tom said piercingly.
"Never again will I drink beer, brandy and vodka all on the same evening," Tom said wretchedly.
"I sure could eat another chili dog," Tom said frankly.
"Pass the Pepto-Bismol," Tom griped.
"It's time for my daily enema," Tom declared fleetingly.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)I was Just sooo jealous of all your good ones, Scuba and Pinboy
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)rurallib
(62,382 posts)i mean I will come back and read this later.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)It's an old reference...
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)cyberswede
(26,117 posts)(thanks to this post: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018467512)
noamnety
(20,234 posts)"Voting is a waste of time," Chad said punchily.