When I type "asshole" on my iPhone it auto suggests "Assholeburg"

[NightWatcher]

Where is Assholeburg?

[Agschmid]

1. Asshole

Just testing...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. It's where "assholeburgers" were invented

... and assholebrau, not a recommended beer.




(where is it? how would I know? Ask Siri.

[NightWatcher]

4. Siri, good call. Will do as soon as I'm not sitting here with my 2 year old

[newcriminal]

9. I asked Siri

and she said "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."

[olddots]

3. ha ha I hacked your phone

it was supposed to be an ad for the new burger chain ASSBURGERS

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. At first, I read that as "AssholeBURN"... and I know EXACTLY where that is.

[Yavin4]

6. Right around the corner from Shits Creek

You can't miss it. Bring a paddle.

[NightWatcher]

7. Took a wrong turn at Margaritaville ended up in....

Assholeburg.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

8. Might well be in Texas, ya never know.

And before you start your flamethrowers, know that I am a lifelong Texan and a third generation liberal Democrat. There are lots of good people here, it's just that 99% of them are in cities, and I'm in the country. I know of three other white Democrats in this town of 1,500. And before you flame about white Democrats, AFAIK all the African-Americans vote Democratic and the demographics are like this:

The racial makeup of the city was 63.27% White, 34.94% African American, 0.62% Native American, 0.07% Asian, 0.07% Pacific Islander, 0.83% from other races, and 0.21% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 1.65% of the population.

The county and the Congressional District went for McCain in 2008 and Romney in 2012.

[Iggo]

10. Mine suggests "assholery."

Like that's better, or something.

[NightWatcher]

11. You sir, are a practitioner of acts of assholery

Not calling you an Assholeburg (I mean an a-hole), but that sounds like a classy way to do it.

[Iggo]

15. Damn classy!

[Chan790]

12. West Virginia.

Not really but the way some of the WV towns just over the border from Metro-DC/MD/No.VA are named it wouldn't stick out.

[panader0]

13. Washington D C?

[steve2470]

14. in BumFuck Egypt

:tophat: :rimshot:

[Generic Brad]

16. That's odd. Mine suggests my name.

There must be something wrong with it.