What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...it just let out...
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... a little wine.
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[HarveyDarkey]

1. Don't know whether to moan or to groan

although I knew exactly what was coming.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Both.

[intaglio]

2. Reminds me of the ST convention song

"They say that on the Enterprise the engines mighty fine
Scot feeds 'em pure proof spirit and they make a little wine ..."

[a la izquierda]

3. Oy vey nt

[Recursion]

4. What did the soybean say to the asparagus?

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Soybeans can't talk. What the hell is the matter with you?

[trof]

6. Tarzan's Tripe

Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle, was innocently leaping from tree to
tree one fine day, when a band of crazed cannibals ambushed and killed
him. They devoured him almost immediately, except for the lining of
his stomach which they stretched over a hollow log to make a bongo drum,
and gave it to the son of the chief cannibal.

The boy was delighted with his new drum and played it constantly for weeks. Until one day, he came crying to his father the chief. "Daddy," he whimpered, "my
bongo drum rotted away."

"Son," replied the chief, "you can't play 'Tarzan's Tripe Forever."