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Orrex

(63,200 posts) Wed Aug 28, 2013, 12:30 PM Aug 2013

I'm worried that my twerking won't pass muster

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I'm worried that my twerking won't pass muster (Original Post) Orrex Aug 2013 OP

Practice, practice, practice In_The_Wind Aug 2013 #1

I'm missing the required equipment. antiquie Aug 2013 #2

Have you tried circumcision? Dr. Strange Aug 2013 #3

Twerk like no ones watching. nt rrneck Aug 2013 #4

Screw that mockmonkey Aug 2013 #5

Above reproach, thank you very much. Orrex Aug 2013 #8

Oh that was your not room libodem Aug 2013 #11

"Twerk" is just another word for the "merengue". . . DinahMoeHum Aug 2013 #6

That's one of my favorite lemon-themed pies, by the way. Orrex Aug 2013 #9

Don't twerk. Sissyk Aug 2013 #7

I had to search for the definition of twerk. In_The_Wind Aug 2013 #13

You protest too much. Orrex Aug 2013 #14

I didn't say "I don't know how to twerk" In_The_Wind Aug 2013 #16

But what a memorable way to go! Orrex Aug 2013 #17

lol!! Sissyk Aug 2013 #18

study cats and dogs olddots Aug 2013 #10

Sounds like your muster might be broken. blogslut Aug 2013 #12

Here, Old Chap - Tuesday Afternoon Aug 2013 #15

I hear Miley gives private lessons ? steve2470 Aug 2013 #19

Looked like a pretty public lesson to me ... Tuesday Afternoon Aug 2013 #20

very much so ! nt steve2470 Aug 2013 #21

Hi, ho!!! Hi-dee-ho!!! It's off twerk I go!!! MiddleFingerMom Aug 2013 #22

LOL! n/t UtahLib Aug 2013 #24

I'm worried that your twerking won't pass muster, either. kwassa Aug 2013 #23

Your post is useless without video. cyberswede Aug 2013 #25

Get a giant Teddy Bear BainsBane Aug 2013 #26

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. Practice, practice, practice

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 12:31 PM

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antiquie

(4,299 posts)

2. I'm missing the required equipment.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 12:32 PM

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I dance anyway.

Dr. Strange

(25,919 posts)

3. Have you tried circumcision?

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Wed Aug 28, 2013, 12:45 PM

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rrneck

(17,671 posts)

4. Twerk like no ones watching. nt

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Wed Aug 28, 2013, 12:47 PM

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mockmonkey

(2,815 posts)

5. Screw that

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 12:49 PM

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How is your tongue work?

Orrex

(63,200 posts)

8. Above reproach, thank you very much.

Reply to mockmonkey (Reply #5)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 12:56 PM

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libodem

(19,288 posts)

11. Oh that was your not room

Reply to Orrex (Reply #8)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 01:30 PM

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I heard "Let go of my ears" coming from...."I know what I'm doing"......

DinahMoeHum

(21,783 posts)

6. "Twerk" is just another word for the "merengue". . .

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 12:50 PM

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. . .movement below the waist.

Nothing new here, if you're into Latino/Caribbean music and dancing.

I'm movin' along on this.

Orrex

(63,200 posts)

9. That's one of my favorite lemon-themed pies, by the way.

Reply to DinahMoeHum (Reply #6)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 12:57 PM

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Sissyk

(12,665 posts)

7. Don't twerk.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 12:55 PM

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Seriously, I think I'd break something.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

13. I had to search for the definition of twerk.

Reply to Sissyk (Reply #7)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 01:41 PM

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Orrex

(63,200 posts)

14. You protest too much.

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #13)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 01:45 PM

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Methinks.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

16. I didn't say "I don't know how to twerk"

Reply to Orrex (Reply #14)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 01:51 PM

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I just never heard it called that.
Oh and now ... these days ... it would damn near kill me.

Orrex

(63,200 posts)

17. But what a memorable way to go!

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #16)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 02:09 PM

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Sissyk

(12,665 posts)

18. lol!!

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #13)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 02:30 PM

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That's better than I can do it!

olddots

(10,237 posts)

10. study cats and dogs

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 01:23 PM

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they twerk because they can and some humans can twerk but as IN THE WIND says they practiced constantly .

blogslut

(37,999 posts)

12. Sounds like your muster might be broken.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 01:35 PM

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I would get that checked out.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

15. Here, Old Chap -

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Wed Aug 28, 2013, 01:49 PM

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?zz=1

steve2470

(37,457 posts)

19. I hear Miley gives private lessons ?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 02:31 PM

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I would advise against it unless you're in good shape lol I would strain something

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

20. Looked like a pretty public lesson to me ...

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Wed Aug 28, 2013, 02:40 PM

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steve2470

(37,457 posts)

21. very much so ! nt

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #20)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 02:40 PM

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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

22. Hi, ho!!! Hi-dee-ho!!! It's off twerk I go!!!

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Wed Aug 28, 2013, 02:42 PM

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UtahLib

(3,179 posts)

24. LOL! n/t

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Wed Aug 28, 2013, 11:00 PM

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kwassa

(23,340 posts)

23. I'm worried that your twerking won't pass muster, either.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Aug 28, 2013, 03:56 PM

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Muster is at 6:00 am on the parade ground. Be ready.

cyberswede

(26,117 posts)

25. Your post is useless without video.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 12:07 AM

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You twerk; we decide.

BainsBane

(53,031 posts)

26. Get a giant Teddy Bear

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 01:48 AM

Aug 2013

hide underneath it, and repeat to yourself: "It will be over soon. I will eventually live this down." That's how Miley's backup dancers got through the ordeal.

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