Game Show Answers

[Bertha Venation]

Unfortunately the sound is very inconsistent. I couldn't watch the whole thing because I couldn't adequately regulate the sound (I am at work). But -- funny!

Q. Name a yellow fruit.

A. Orange.


Q. Name something you wouldn’t want the police to find in the trunk of your car.

A. Pickles.


Q. Name a kind of bear.

A. Papa.


Q. Name something people take to the beach.

A. Turkey.


Q. Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.

A. “Nekkid Grandma!”

[NightWatcher]

1. to be fair re:#2, Pickles was the hooker's name

[bluesbassman]

2. Willie the Pooh? Must've been thinking of Winnie's shiftless layabout brother...

[KamaAina]

3. Q. Name a month in autumn.

A. August.

Richard Dawson: Any drunks in the audience?

(bzzzzzzzzzt)

[mockmonkey]

4. Family Feud

Q. During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?

A. September

Long version is very funny

[sharp_stick]

5. I've always been amazed at

what The Newlywed Game could get away with.

[Art_from_Ark]

6. WTF?

They freaking bleeped what she said!

[mrmpa]

7. what was her answer??????????? eom

[sharp_stick]

8. Up the ass n/t

[pokerfan]

9. "That would be up the butt, Bob."

For many, their first opportunity to see the clip came when it appeared on The Most Outrageous Game Show Moments, an NBC special originally aired in February 2002 which has since been reprised a number of times. (Which was not true for readers of this web site, though — we'd been displaying that clip for two years prior to that.) During this special, Eubanks said he'd thought the "In the butt" tale had been a legend because he'd forgotten the incident.
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp