NOT Florida: Woman Hid Stolen $5000 In Her Rectum
AUGUST 30--A Tennessee woman is hospitalized and facing a criminal charge for allegedly stealing $5000 from her boyfriend, cash she hid in her rectum and unsuccessfully sought to retrieve with a toilet brush and tongs when confronted by the theft victim, police report.
Christie Black, 43, swiped the money at the residence she shared with Bobby Gulley, according to a Hawkins County Sheriff’s Office report.
Gulley told deputies early Tuesday that the cash--in $100 denominations--had been in two envelopes inside a medicine bag that he placed atop a foosball table. Gulley further explained he did this to “set a trap” for Black, whom he suspected had been stealing from him.
After later discovering the cash missing, Gulley, 46, called cops. He also confronted Black, who reportedly “admitted to him she’d wrapped it up and stuck it in her rectum,” investigators noted. She also became ill and “threw up a Saran wrapped baggy of partially dissolved pills.”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/woman-hides-money-in-butt-685432
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carries 1 million dollars in singles up his butt all the time .
Whew! That's better!
it was all in quarters...
So... she was a drug mule as well? That sounds odd.
And yeah the part about retrieving the money using tongs and a toilet brush. I could have gone all day without those images in my head. 
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The insanity is spreading.
