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KamaAina

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Wed Sep 4, 2013, 04:48 PM Sep 2013

Inmate had loaded gun in rectum, officials say

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/free/20130903oklahoma-inmate-gun-rectum.html

A loaded gun was found inside an inmate's rectum after he allegedly bragged to other inmates about his feat, according to video from KFOR.

Authorities say Mark Gregory Valadez somehow managed to avoid a metal detector because of a high volume of bookings at the jail over the holiday weekend. He instead got a pat-down, which obviously was not enough.

“A pat-down will not reveal a Derringer firearm that is secreted in a body cavity,” Sheriff John Whetsel said.

When asked how Valadez could get a gun in his rectum, Oklahoma County Sheriff John Whetsel said: " 'Keistering’ is what they call it; they take whatever it is and up the hole she goes.”


I certainly hope no one tried to light his... oh never mind.
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Inmate had loaded gun in rectum, officials say (Original Post) KamaAina Sep 2013 OP
Makes pipi_k Sep 2013 #1
I guess they'll let any asshole with a gun through security these days... pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #2
What was he planning to do with a gun inside? In_The_Wind Sep 2013 #3
That could lead to explosive diarrhea! Aristus Sep 2013 #4
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