Using Anagrammer, I found 'MALKIN' which IS a word (other than she who will not be named)

[CurtEastPoint]

and the definition just tickled me:

malkin  
1. an untidy woman; slattern.
2. a scarecrow, ragged puppet, or grotesque effigy.
3. a mop, especially one made from a bundle of rags and used to clean out a baker's oven.

[Aristus]

1. That definition was the subject of an early edition of William Shakespeare's Thought For The Day.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5286288

[CurtEastPoint]

2. Darn! I thought I'd found the secret to her 'aura'.

[In_The_Wind]

4. Oh my ...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=malkin

[Demoiselle]

3. "I come, Grimalkin..."

I know a witch says that (she's talking to her cat sidekick...a "Grey" Malkin...) but can't remember where...Some obscure bit of Shakespeare, maybe?

[a kennedy]

5. OMGosh, it's her to a T

the definition is perfect..... http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http://httpjournalsaolcomjenjer6steph.blogspot.com/2012/12/game-on-say-rapper-game-to-turd-flipper-malkin.html&h=266&w=190&sz=1&tbnid=wpAcHqn-OQBPcM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=114&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmichelle%2Bmalkin%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=michelle+malkin&usg=__LjgIpyV9C7S5ApBj-alvuSSDsEo=&docid=Cge-IsoHNtpJ-M&itg=1&sa=X&ei=M9EnUs2DDuioyAGyy4CoBQ&ved=0CIwBEPwdMA0


Ugh.....