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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDoes anyone else have trouble being understood by their phones?
Has this happened to you?
You press the button on your phone.
"How can I help you?" it says.
"Directions to Floor and Decor," you reply.
"There is no record for Floor and Declore."
"No! Floor and DE-CORE."
"I have no record for Noflore and Declor."
Exasperated you press the button and try again, but your brain is rattled and you say the wrong thing,
"I need directions to Floor and Declore."
Before you can correct yourself, the phone lady in the machine says, "Beginning directions to Floor and Decor."
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People have said I have a bit of an accent. Maybe I do?
BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)I don't talk to it, and it doesn't talk to me. I occasionally talk to other people on it though.
Baitball Blogger
(46,700 posts)grilled onions
(1,957 posts)I had a hearing test and discovered that my hearing was bad in the mid range which is what most voice levels are on a phone because the person who looked at my testing results strip said "You have trouble hearing others on the phone don't you?" and all the time I was blaming every phone I ever used!
Baitball Blogger
(46,700 posts)MiddleFingerMom
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Baitball Blogger
(46,700 posts)and dogs.
Well, cats are a given.
bluesbassman
(19,370 posts)There's a psychologist group that specializes in this problem, Dewey, Cheetom, and Howe. Ask your phone to look up the number for the office nearest you.
Baitball Blogger
(46,700 posts)Therapist: So what's going on today.
Me: My phone doesn't understand me.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Makes calls, receives calls.
Baitball Blogger
(46,700 posts)Generic Brad
(14,274 posts)Sometimes I long to find the intimate solace of a walkie talkie, but instead I dirty myself and give into using a cheap public pay phone.
Baitball Blogger
(46,700 posts)less pleasant.
Generic Brad
(14,274 posts)But those pay phones are set up to so you conduct your business quickly and move on.
Katashi_itto
(10,175 posts)NV Whino
(20,886 posts)She's good at setting the timer, though.
DinahMoeHum
(21,783 posts)We all salute the satellite.
Won't you text me with your master plan?
You're loud and clear but I don't understand,
I'm a digital explorer in analog roam,
And everybody's on the phone. . ."
- Jimmy Buffett: "Everybody's On The Phone"
Baitball Blogger
(46,700 posts)Very good.