Meanwhile in Australia...

[Major Nikon]

[font color="black" size="6" face="bold"]Boozy feral pig steals beer, gets drunk and starts fight with a cow[/font]

Belligerent porker went on bender after drinking three six-packs of beer
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/boozy-feral-pig-steals-beer-gets-drunk-and-starts-fight-with-a-cow-8805312.html

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. A drunken wild pig does not sound like a creature you'd want to tangle with.

He'd be the wildlife equivalent of the guy with the wife-beater undershirt and bad tattoos sitting on his front steps next to the old Chevy on blocks, drinking malt liquor and shooting his shotgun in the air while raving about the gummint.

[rurallib]

2. must be because everything is upside down down there.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Fortunately, he can be cured

[AnneD]

6. Cured from what????

Makin' bacon, hamming it up, being the udder laughing stock of the DU Lounge, smoking too many hogs.

[ConcernedCanuk]

8. Wrong question - should be "cured FOR what . . . "

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I like smoked ham, pork chops, etc . . .



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[bluesbassman]

9. Yes, he'll be bacon the wagon soon.

[pinboy3niner]

4. I'm waiting to see how long it takes to see a rock band named 'Boozy Feral Pig'

Or 'Boozy Feral Cow-Fighting Pig'

[uriel1972]

5. Spiders must have missed that one... nt

[rug]

7. Australia and Florida should have their own World Cup.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. MiddleFingerOctoMom just smiles at all the... um, you know... misconceptions.

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[Arugula Latte]

11. How precious. You're glowing.