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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Have you ever been to earth?
https://medium.com/comedy-corner/fd08c0babb57Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burritos end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern....
And guess what else, player? You probably cant guess anything, because Im pretty sure youre just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, heres what:
Humans also dont eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS ILL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
edit: The $#@&%! URL for the picture has an asterisk in it, which DU software ate.
re-edit: TinyURL to the rescue!
re-re-edit: Never mind.
Edit: I don't know Rolf or what he's doing in my reply.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)I get my Mexican food from professional Mexicans.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)and even here in San Jose, where we're in the NPML (National Professional Mexican League), there is nothing anywhere near my office except... a Chipotle.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)Their stuff is rather bland compared to the rich, delicious flavors of real taqueria (or taco truck) burritos.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)I am left with McDonald's, Denny's, and the cafeteria at the county building down the street. That's the gourmet option.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)that it isn't high-quality grub to say the least. Not that I eat it very often - probably been a couple months - but I can't seem to banish it entirely from my life, not that I really want to.
Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)I thought talking about eating McD's (and liking it) while in the Lounge was a TOS violation.
ALERTING!
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)They're all terrible things to go out and eat. I mean, you get in the car only to go to these places and eat that S*#t. And then you come back here and ruin everyone's appetite?
EEEEEWWWWW! and then
To each his or her own I guess, but personally... yucky.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)But yeah, to each their own...
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)Jack in the Box is God-Tier. It shan't be mixing with the likes of BK or McD's.
I'd rather have a super-taco (showing my age - when I was in high school my school bus stop was in front of a JitB and they called them super tacos then. Now they are the same thing but you get 2 smaller ones instead of one big one) from JitB than anything from Chipotle. I agree that Chipotle isn't disgusting, just dull. But a super taco from JitB? Now THAT is an adventure!
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)but I think that's what used to be Hardees here...all the ones near me are gone but I loved their hot ham-n-cheese. They all closed before they started getting all those big thick burgers I've seen advertised.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)BTW on the West Coast we lack White Castle, Whataburger, Five Guys, among others. Hell, the first Sonic within less than 90 minutes of me only opened around 2007 or so.
Chan790
(20,176 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)for one who has never had it before...
They once told me "Don't eat Jack in the Box - it's all kangaroo meat!"
I hopped on over to the counter and got an extra super-taco.
Besides, the hot sauce kills all the really dangerous stuff. Probably.
trof
(54,256 posts)I like crisp, crunchy, shoestring French fries.
I don't like 'steak fries', or 'cottage fries'.
Fat Fingers of mealy fried potatoes.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)hibbing
(10,094 posts)Hey,
That's funny stuff. The picture made me gag a bit at the thought of biting into the sour cream section, gross!
Peace
hunter
(38,301 posts)Half an hamburger paddy, american cheese, tomato slices and lettuce with a "taco sauce" that tasted like ketchup.
Just like a hamburger but with a pre-made hard taco shell instead of a bun.
Make7
(8,543 posts)(thank you)
MiddleFingerMom
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"cilantro cavern" IS great writing!!!
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