LSDS because it's that kind of day.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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CaliforniaPeggy shows us all how to get Mormons off of our doorsteps.
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[davidpdx]

1. I've seen that one before

It is pretty damn funny. If I still lived in the US, I'd probably do that. We have Mormons here in Korea and sometimes you see pairs of them walking around in their clean white shirts with ties and their little black name tags. I personally won't go near them just because I'd probably rip one of them to shreds verbally and here it could be construed as assault. I'd rather not see the inside of a Korean jail.

Edit: My half-sister's family is Mormon and we never talk about religion. I don't know if she's practicing anymore or not. I tend to think she isn't.

[Aristus]

2. I'm more than a little amused by the Mormons' belief

that some sheltered, pampered 18 year-old whose testicles haven't even descended yet can realistically be called an "elder", even in a religion as unrealistic and cockamamie as Mormonism...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Ha! They never get that far with me!

She does an excellent job nevertheless!

[hunter]

4. I think my family is blacklisted for eternity.

They've never come to my door.

It started when one of my ancestors, a mail-order bride to Salt Lake City, decided she didn't like sharing a husband...

[LiberalEsto]

5. K&R!

Looooove it!

[Xyzse]

6. Scene from Orgazmo!

I remember seeing that movie.

Same guys who did South Park.

[csziggy]

7. The last time Mormons came out to the farm

I had to cut them short. Some friends were coming to do their Autumnal Equinox rite (not sure what they called it, it's been decades). For some strange reason when I told the Mormons my pagan friends were due out for a ceremony, the Mormons left really fast and never returned...