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Aerow's comment about "grilled them like a Porterhouse" made me think of my mother's expression in the subject line.You have a favorite your parents or grandparents said ?
Squinch
(50,934 posts)Because in big houses, you tend to do that a lot, I guess.
steve2470
(37,457 posts)Squinch
(50,934 posts)meow2u3
(24,761 posts)That was my mom's favorite saying.
loli phabay
(5,580 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)winter is coming
(11,785 posts)Denninmi
(6,581 posts)A friend from Appalachia originally would say that about fake blueberry muffins from a mix. Could be used with any processed, artificially food product.
Rowdyboy
(22,057 posts)come to mind. The first was used in place of "Dammit", the second to say that you don't know what you're talking about or "I call bullshit".
Behind the Aegis
(53,936 posts)We do have a colorful lexicon.
Rowdyboy
(22,057 posts)As in a job that should be easy for me and referring to a "stepping horse"
becca da bakkah
(426 posts)"Horsey, Keep Your Tail Up! I guess so you wouldn't get shit on it! Another favorite of hers was, "About as useful as tits on a boar hog!" My dad also used to say, "he/she's as happy as if they had good sense!"
I don't think my kids will remember me for such colorful remarks!
Squinch
(50,934 posts)Do pickles have boats?
steve2470
(37,457 posts)Behind the Aegis
(53,936 posts)This seems to be one only used in the South, because when I came to OK, no one, not even my partner had heard that saying.
Arkansas Granny
(31,513 posts)Behind the Aegis
(53,936 posts)I was just surprised when I came to Oklahoma how no one had heard the phrase. I always thought it was common.
Arkansas Granny
(31,513 posts)Behind the Aegis
(53,936 posts)Sentath
(2,243 posts)But, I have to say I agree.
They're their own kind of weirdness.
Behind the Aegis
(53,936 posts)I always grouped OK and TX together. OK is a bit odd, it doesn't really fit with the South, nor the Plains States; that's why I just put it with TX.
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)during my childhood while unplugging the block heater from the car Dad would often be heard:
"Dammit...colder than a witches tit out here"
I had no idea that witches had that problem but it must be true.
Also to be heard at the same time because in January at that latitude the sun didn't come up till about 8:30:
"Blacker than a coal-miners arse"
I think that one is pretty much self-explanatory.
steve2470
(37,457 posts)hack89
(39,171 posts)and is a reference to the mark Satan supposedly put on his disciples to seal their obedience.
it's a term I've heard since I was really small. I've even used it myself but never bothered to look it up before.
Thanks.
Rowdyboy
(22,057 posts)Aristus
(66,307 posts)My Alabama-born mother would often say that in lieu of actual profanity when she was frustrated.
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Arkansas Granny
(31,513 posts)"It's time to piss on the fire and call in the dogs" is one that my boss uses from time to time.
pink-o
(4,056 posts)...which means the same as us saying Not the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest star in the sky.
Someday someone will start a thread about our old phrases like "dumb as a bag of hair" which can only get better with age!
Behind the Aegis
(53,936 posts)I always thought that was funny.
Squinch
(50,934 posts)I have a million of these. My grandmother was very colorful.
Rowdyboy
(22,057 posts)That's courtesy of my grandfather, rest his soul!
Squinch
(50,934 posts)Graybeard
(6,996 posts)On his nightly radio show (9pm- Mid ET) Mike Malloy's favorite put-down for Repukes and RWers of all sorts is, "They don't have the common sense of a sack of doorknobs."
Now why anyone would have a sack of doorknobs, or why anyone would keep their doorknobs in a sack in the first place are questions that make the whole proposition even more applicable to RWers.
arely staircase
(12,482 posts)Meaning- very drunk
antiquie
(4,299 posts)My mother's response to complaints about stained or mended clothes.
Arkansas Granny
(31,513 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)said about something you don't really want to do.
steve2470
(37,457 posts)TorchTheWitch
(11,065 posts)Got that from the movie "Hearts in Atlantis".
steve2470
(37,457 posts)"cash on the barrelhead"....never heard anyone else use that one.