It is the weekend and time for a thread killer thread. Last person wins.

[texanwitch]

I am the champion thread killer but I won't post to win.

We have new people here who may have never posted in a thread killer thread.

We have all killed threads, I have a few going right now.

So all you champion thread killers give it your best.

It is the weekend.

I don't know what the time limit will be, time will tell.

I am watching the Breaking Bad Marathon, so I will be here all weekend.

Give it your best.

This is a Lounge tradition.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Hitler had traditions.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. and Godwin in One.

[OmahaBlueDog]

2. Has Breaking Bad ended yet?

Could you please post all of the spoilers here?

[texanwitch]

5. I will be totally honest.

I am liking the show but I am not a big fan.

Until this marathon I have never watched an episode.

I do know that Sunday is the last night.

It is a interesting show, I do like the main actor.

I am more of a Walking Dead fan.

The marathon is now on the 3rd season episode 13.

I am still learning about this show, all five seasons is a lot to take in on one weekend.

[OmahaBlueDog]

12. There was a hilarious BB parody at the Berkshire Hathaway stockholder meeting

It's just a quick blip in Kass' account of his experience as the "credentialed bear" at the Annual Meeting, but it made us stop reading and start laughing.

From The Street:

The best commercials for Coca-Cola, Geico and other Berkshire subsidiary products were shown, and there was also a wonderful video parody of "Breaking Bad" which saw Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul reprising their roles as Walter White and Jesse Pinkman. Instead of cooking up meth, the drug-dealing duo opts to focus on peanut brittle, and Warren appears at their motor home in the desert and offers to buy out their peanut-brittle business. They have a stare-down -- and Warren, of course, wins and buys their company. He calls Charlie Munger after the deal is agreed to and Charlie's response is priceless: "Brittle, bitches!"

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/breaking-bad-skit-at-berkshire-meeting-2013-5#ixzz2gA24DiNK

[texanwitch]

14. I would like to have seen that.

[Paulie]

4. I will win

And you'll never know that I did...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018341612

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. indeed, I crowned you ...

[Paulie]

7. Thank you thank you

OP, please self delete, I declare this thread officially dead by royal decree!

[texanwitch]

10. Early days yet.

We had some epic threads in the past.

Remember the kudzu thread.

I know more about kudzu then I ever wanted to know.

[krispos42]

8. My grandmother was killed by a thread

More specifically, a spool of thread shot out of her sewing machine while she was making clothes for newborn orphans in Sierra Leone.

It took almost a week before she died in the hospital. She never came to. My grandfather read her the local paper, cover to cover (except the classifieds; those he picked through) so she would keep up with community events. He would die two months later, of acute loneliness.

They didn't find his body for 3 days. You have any idea how bad a body decomposes when it's locked in a tiny house in Illinois in late July?

It was a closed-casket funeral; the mortician couldn't reassemble his face right after it bloated and then exploded.






















So, how'd I do?

[Paulie]

9. TL:DR

[texanwitch]

11. Off to a good start. This thread is my Thank God it is Fall already and I can turn off the ac.

[pinboy3niner]

13. Post the news links and death cert or it didn't happen

Don't get me wrong. It sounds legit to me, I just don't want to see you sandbagged by some anal retentive m-f...if you know what I mean.

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. Any more posters will be beneath me...

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[steve2470]

16. kitteh says....

[HarveyDarkey]

17. I'm watching this closely

[bluesbassman]

18. Well I was in NYC recently, and for the life of my could not find an Olive Garden...

Fortunately I ran into (literally, he was crossing the street and I hit him with my H2 Hummer) this nice asian wood carver. After he was released from the ER I took him to a show at Radio City Music Hall to kinda make up for running him over. He was very grateful and offered to make dinner for us both with the main course being cornflake crusted chicken. I must admit that the chicken was the best I had ever had, but what really impressed me were the hundreds of hours of old tapes he had of his days as a radio host. He had been part of a team with a remarkable woman (that he swore was not his wife) and we listened to these tapes until the sun came up.

I'll never forget my little friend, and will always think of him as I last saw him, squatting on the floor of his apartment carving little busts of Andy Warhol out of discarded table legs.

[LeftofObama]

20. I'm surprised you couldn't find an Olive Garden.

I was just there and I found an Olive Garden that let me breastfeed my pitbulls while changing my kid's diaper on the table. I talked them into adding a delicious cornflake crusted chicken to their menu and eliminating all beverages except water. Olive Garden rocks!

[B Calm]

19. Yawn

[OmahaBlueDog]

21. Well, you are up at 5 AM (eastern)

What do you expect?

[Aristus]

22. Hey, I'm bored. Anyone want to hang out with me?

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Works every time...

[Lady Freedom Returns]

33. Not this time Aristus!

[Aristus]

37. I was trying to kill the thread.

Hmm...

It always worked before...

[Lady Freedom Returns]

39. Not this time!

This is mine to kill! MINE!!!!

[Callmecrazy]

23. I win.

[Ron Obvious]

24. I'm pretty sure I'm the official thread killer here

Threads aren't over until I weigh in with an imbecilic observation or a lame, obvious pun about 24 hours after everyone has abandoned the discussion.

It'll happen again here, you'll see.

[HappyMe]

25. Not today.

I used to kill threads off at an alarming rate. You can always think of it as having the last word, and be all smug about it.

[Ron Obvious]

28. It cost you, I bet

Admit it: you saw my post and it sucked all the energy out of you. You only replied so that I wouldn't have the last word. I know how this works.

Whoa 1999 posts. I gotta think of something significant to say next.

[HappyMe]

29. I'll be honest, it did siphon off some energy.

I pondered, and worried and wondered for a good 30 seconds.

Let Ron have the last word.
Are you nuts - don't let Ron have the last word.

I'm hoping for a 'wisdom of the ages' type post for your 2,000.

[sharp_stick]

26. My wife was kicked

out of an Olive Garden because she was breastfeeding our six year old and it pissed off some moron that thought kids shouldn't be allowed in restaurants.

How was that?

[texanwitch]

27. It takes talent to be a thread killer.

I like to think that what we have to say is so great nobody can do better.

Yeah, that's it.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

30. (Think Mighty Mouse) Here I am..

to kill the thread!

[NuclearDem]

31. Thread ist tot, we have killed it.

I am the uber-poster.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

32. ...

[NuclearDem]

34. So, who wants to hear a nice story about a bridge?

[Lady Freedom Returns]

35. Oh, no you don't!

This thread is my prey! mine!!!

[NuclearDem]

36. Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of a thieving one.

I will grind your bones to make my...

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...thread.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

38. ...

[Paulie]

40. Meep meep

Or is that beep beep?