Where can I get a copy of Grand Theft Auto U?

[taterguy]

I tried playing Grand Theft Auto V but it didn't make any fucking sense.

I'd like to try an earlier version of the game so I'll know what the fuck is going on.

The dude at Gamestop just laughed at me.

Can any of you Loungers help?

Thanks in advance for your assistance!

[DFW]

1. I didn't even know there was a game by that name

But if you need a copy of a document with Grand Theft Auto on it, just steal an expensive car from an upscale neighborhood and park it in front of where you live. Free delivery, too.

[taterguy]

2. You didn't know there was a game called Grand Theft Auto?

Yeah, right.

Go fuck with someone else please.

[DFW]

3. Nope. Never heard of it.

Is this some new sensation in the States now? I must be missing something over here.

[krispos42]

4. I used to have Grand Theft Auto T, but it turns out I don't like playing the bad guy

I bought Call of Duty Eye Aye Eye instead.

[taterguy]

6. Thanks for sharing

[PoliticAverse]

5. You can no longer get the U version, this is the Me generation. n/t

[antiquie]

7. Millenium version also retired.

Catch up.

[taterguy]

12. Bless your heart

[antiquie]

17. Grow the fuck up

[Ptah]

8. Aisle 6, just past the self-help books.

[taterguy]

11. Which store?

[Ptah]

13. That bookstore that you've never been to.

Over by the water tower.

[taterguy]

14. There's more than one water tower in my town

But no bookstores.

[Ptah]

15. Aparently your desire is limited by how far you will go to find it.

Is there a bus station nearby?

[jakeXT]

9. I think you can download the I version for free

http://www.chip.de/downloads/Grand-Theft-Auto-GTA_13007686.html

[taterguy]

10. I think you should shut the fuck up

[jmowreader]

16. I recommend starting out with a simpler game, like Grand Theft America

They sell it in the George W. Bush "Presidential" Library Gift Shop.

This week there's a special: get a copy of Grand Theft America, an autographed copy of My Pet Goat, a framed copy of Shrub's favorite Bible verse (Revelation 6.5-6), a pair of Crocs, the Segway he fell off, and a genuine, only-worn-a-few-times pair of Presidential-seal socks (warning - may have holes in them!) for the low, low price of one percent of the deficit on the day Little Nero fled the White House. Proceeds will be given to the poor, who will hereby be defined as "anyone who owns at least five but no more than ten active oil wells."

[taterguy]

19. I recommend you take cheap political shots in GD

If you're going to do that shit here at least be halfway clever about it.

[Taverner]

18. The Miami one is my fave

[hunter]

20. If anyone stole my car I'd just laugh at them.

I don't even lock the doors 'cause I'd rather not have them break the windows.

[taterguy]

21. Fascinating

But it doesn't answer my question in any way shape or form.

[Jamaal510]

22. Amazon.com

might be a good place to look for any older versions of the game, as well as the new games.

[NuclearDem]

23. Eh, just wait for W to come out.

It's supposed to make V make a whole lot more sense.

[taterguy]

25. This one came out five years after the earlier one

I'm an impatient man.

No fucking way I'm waiting that long

[steve2470]

24. Grand Theft Auto University ? Are they accredited ?

http://www.stateu.com/

[Kaleva]

26. I prefer Grand Theft Stanley Steamer

It's set in NYC in the year 1908. I like it because it's not so fast paced and thus it's a game I can handle. Top speed of the vehicles is about 25 mph but one rarely gets above 7 mph. One also spends a great deal of time changing flat tires.

[taterguy]

27. I don't give a fuck what you prefer

This thread is all about me and what I want.

[Kaleva]

28. How about this then?

[taterguy]

29. Fuck you you fucking fuck