Match Game Story: While in surgery, Dr. Ibis was shocked when his _____ tore through his underwear."

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Rules:

1) Ten or more words in the blank space
2) Have fun!

[Paulie]

1. While in surgery, Dr. Ibis was shocked when his

Eyes saw a ceiling tile break loose as a cat fell into the operating room causing the surgeon to jump and the scalpel

tore through his underwear."

[Goalie49009]

2. CEILING CAT FELL!!!!

Oh noess the end times are here...

[Paulie]

3. I'm not really original

[Goalie49009]

4. Awwwww poor puddy tat

for the kitty

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5. Wonderful!

I love any story with a cat.

[Lionel Mandrake]

6. While in surgery, Dr. Ibis was shocked when

his office assistant burst into the OR and said, "Stop! There's been a terrible mistake. You're amputating the wrong leg!"

The anesthesiologist stopped the office assistant and said, "What are you doing? You have no business here. You're not even wearing a mask. Get out of this room, now!"

Dr. Ibis was flabbergasted. In 25 years of practice, the last 10 as Chief Surgeon, nothing like this had ever happened to him. He said, to nobody in particular, "Now hold on. Let's all keep calm and sort this out. I haven't started yet, so whichever leg needs to come off, no harm has been done."

"I was talking to the boy's mother, trying to reassure her" said the office assistant, "when she started screaming. She had seen a diagram in his chart showing the cancer on his right leg, and she says it's really on his left leg. Thank God I got here in time."

Just then the mother burst into the room. She had a gun in her hand. She said, "You butchers! You've ruined my boy's life, but you won't get away with it." She got off one shot before being subdued by the anesthesiologist. The bullet tore through his underwear.

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7. A wonderful story!

Full of hospital intrigue and violence!



Thank you!

[Lionel Mandrake]

8. Thank you.

I'm glad you liked it. Sorry about the lack of sex.

[AnneD]

10. If there HAD been sex...

it would have qualified as a daytime drama.

[Scuba]

9. While in surgery, Dr. Ibis was shocked when his defibrillator paddle tore through his underwear."

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13. ouch!

And what would that do to the patient?

[Myrina]

11. Enormous, hot, sweaty

.... pocketbook full of the patient's life savings ... tore through his underwear ...

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12. that works!