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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
Mon Feb 6, 2012, 01:30 PM Feb 2012

Dumbest headline ever: "Rain can be a nuisance, but the water it brings is necessary for everyone"

Apparently it was a slooooow news week in the San Jose suburb of Campbell.

http://www.mercurynews.com/campbell/ci_19882014

More than a week ago, many of us were astonished to witness countless drops of water miraculously falling out of the sky! What could this be? Where did this water come from? It is actually not such a mystery. These unfamiliar falling drops of water are merely a type of weather known as "rain." Rain is actually nothing new, and happens every winter. Typically, though, there should have been an abundance of rain by this late in winter, so it was a bit of a surprise to see it falling.

The problem with rain is that it is wet. Whatever it encounters also becomes wet, and often messy. Wet dirt becomes mud. Wet roads are hazardous to traffic. It is uncomfortable to go outside to do any gardening when everything is wet and muddy.

However, rain is very important to everyone's survival. It is what moves water from the oceans back onto land, so that it can be collected and used for the many things that water is needed for. Rain also brings needed water to gardens, landscapes, and even the forests outside of urban areas.

But wait! There's more! Rain so efficiently waters gardens and landscapes that no other watering is needed. Most watering systems should therefore be turned off as long as there is enough rain to keep everything wet. Even when the rain stops, cooler temperatures and higher humidity keep things from drying as efficiently as they would during warm summer weather. Consequently, most watering systems can remain off
until after winter, when the rain stops until next winter, and the weather gets warmer.


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Dumbest headline ever: "Rain can be a nuisance, but the water it brings is necessary for everyone" (Original Post) KamaAina Feb 2012 OP
not necessarily a "headline", but I heard one lead-in to a "news story" on the radio zbdent Feb 2012 #1
Ever notice that with the weather media that everything is some profound calamity? Populist_Prole Feb 2012 #2
That reads like the winning entry... MiddleFingerMom Feb 2012 #3
First recorded instance of the phenomenon in modern English: dimbear Feb 2012 #5
"The problem with rain is that it is wet" rurallib Feb 2012 #4
The quality of mercy is not strain'd; Manifestor_of_Light Feb 2012 #6
Mind = Blown Liberal Veteran Feb 2012 #7

zbdent

(35,392 posts)
1. not necessarily a "headline", but I heard one lead-in to a "news story" on the radio
Mon Feb 6, 2012, 02:02 PM
Feb 2012

(of course, it was designed to downplay any good news about the economy)

I believe I have it exactly as it was stated:

"Saving is up, but spending is down" - DUH!!!!!!

Populist_Prole

(5,364 posts)
2. Ever notice that with the weather media that everything is some profound calamity?
Mon Feb 6, 2012, 05:01 PM
Feb 2012

Much as in "if you gotta go, you gotta go" feeling, please allow me a therapeutic rant:

I know the 24/7/365 media monster needs to feed itself, but fer chrissakes, what's with the frigging drama?

All the "heat index" or "wind chill" bullshit that feeds the weak minded. "Tornado warning" used to mean that a tornado has been spotted and that this is the real thing. Now it means basically what a "tornado watch" was...that conditions are ripe for a tornado. Now every time we get a thunderstorm we're supposed to shit ourselves because a tornado could occur. Wonderful.

We can't even have a goddamned thunderstorm without them intoning that some Odin-like creature is hurling freakin' lightning bolts like javelins at our persons or homes.

We get 2-3 straight days of rains, and we gotta start thinking about building arks, or at the very least get to pulling fish out of our rain gutter downspouts.

We get no rain for 5 or 6 days and it's the makings of "drought concerns"

Jezzuz, if we have .0073 inches less rain total this year compared to the same time last year they snivell like our world is going to turn into the planet Mercury any day now.



I must say, it does feel good to get it all off my chest.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
3. That reads like the winning entry...
Mon Feb 6, 2012, 07:21 PM
Feb 2012

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... of a junior high or high school "environmental journalism" writing contest -- if that
were the case, it's not bad.
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But a "professional" meteorological article?
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I smell casting couch.
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Ew.
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dimbear

(6,271 posts)
5. First recorded instance of the phenomenon in modern English:
Mon Feb 6, 2012, 07:42 PM
Feb 2012

'Westron wynde, when wilt thou blow,
The small raine down can raine.
Cryst, if my love were in my armes
And I in my bedde again!'

 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
6. The quality of mercy is not strain'd;
Mon Feb 6, 2012, 09:12 PM
Feb 2012

It falleth as the gentle rain from heaven.


--William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

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