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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDumbest headline ever: "Rain can be a nuisance, but the water it brings is necessary for everyone"
Apparently it was a slooooow news week in the San Jose suburb of Campbell.
http://www.mercurynews.com/campbell/ci_19882014
More than a week ago, many of us were astonished to witness countless drops of water miraculously falling out of the sky! What could this be? Where did this water come from? It is actually not such a mystery. These unfamiliar falling drops of water are merely a type of weather known as "rain." Rain is actually nothing new, and happens every winter. Typically, though, there should have been an abundance of rain by this late in winter, so it was a bit of a surprise to see it falling.
The problem with rain is that it is wet. Whatever it encounters also becomes wet, and often messy. Wet dirt becomes mud. Wet roads are hazardous to traffic. It is uncomfortable to go outside to do any gardening when everything is wet and muddy.
However, rain is very important to everyone's survival. It is what moves water from the oceans back onto land, so that it can be collected and used for the many things that water is needed for. Rain also brings needed water to gardens, landscapes, and even the forests outside of urban areas.
But wait! There's more! Rain so efficiently waters gardens and landscapes that no other watering is needed. Most watering systems should therefore be turned off as long as there is enough rain to keep everything wet. Even when the rain stops, cooler temperatures and higher humidity keep things from drying as efficiently as they would during warm summer weather. Consequently, most watering systems can remain off
until after winter, when the rain stops until next winter, and the weather gets warmer.
zbdent
(35,392 posts)(of course, it was designed to downplay any good news about the economy)
I believe I have it exactly as it was stated:
"Saving is up, but spending is down" - DUH!!!!!!
Populist_Prole
(5,364 posts)Much as in "if you gotta go, you gotta go" feeling, please allow me a therapeutic rant:
I know the 24/7/365 media monster needs to feed itself, but fer chrissakes, what's with the frigging drama?
All the "heat index" or "wind chill" bullshit that feeds the weak minded. "Tornado warning" used to mean that a tornado has been spotted and that this is the real thing. Now it means basically what a "tornado watch" was...that conditions are ripe for a tornado. Now every time we get a thunderstorm we're supposed to shit ourselves because a tornado could occur. Wonderful.
We can't even have a goddamned thunderstorm without them intoning that some Odin-like creature is hurling freakin' lightning bolts like javelins at our persons or homes.
We get 2-3 straight days of rains, and we gotta start thinking about building arks, or at the very least get to pulling fish out of our rain gutter downspouts.
We get no rain for 5 or 6 days and it's the makings of "drought concerns"
Jezzuz, if we have .0073 inches less rain total this year compared to the same time last year they snivell like our world is going to turn into the planet Mercury any day now.
I must say, it does feel good to get it all off my chest.
MiddleFingerMom
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... of a junior high or high school "environmental journalism" writing contest -- if that
were the case, it's not bad.
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But a "professional" meteorological article?
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I smell casting couch.
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Ew.
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dimbear
(6,271 posts)'Westron wynde, when wilt thou blow,
The small raine down can raine.
Cryst, if my love were in my armes
And I in my bedde again!'
rurallib
(62,401 posts)That
is
fucking
profound.
get
me
what
he
smoked
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)It falleth as the gentle rain from heaven.
--William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
Liberal Veteran
(22,239 posts)In my 46 years on a planet covered with water, I never knew it fell from the sky or was wet.