Swear much? I sure as shit do. And it seriously pisses off my wife.

[ohiosmith]

[Kali]

1. hell no

swearing and cussing are fucking rude. don't be an asshole and knock that shit off!

[ohiosmith]

18. Well excuse the fuck out of me.

[petronius]

2. "Shit" actually counts as swearing in your world?

Well lah di dah, look at Mr. Genteel H. T. Aristocrat over there...

[ohiosmith]

24. Shit yes!

[applegrove]

3. I went through a phase where I swore a lot. I was trying not to be a creampuff because I was

the most unassertive person for a long time. Instead of doing the emotional work of growing up, I swore. I guess I was 'faking it till you make it'. Then I did start to grow and I stopped saying f***.

[ohiosmith]

27. You said f***!

[Iggo]

4. I cuss like a motherfucker IRL.

[ohiosmith]

28. What does a motherfucker cuss like? Exactly.

[Iggo]

30. Hmm. Never really thought about it literally.

Like me, I guess!

[cliffordu]

5. Fuckin' A

[ohiosmith]

31. Damn straight!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. You're asking ME?

Fucking right I swear!

I'm making up for all the years when I didn't!

[ohiosmith]

34. The Queen of the unexpected F-Bomb!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

7. With the way your going, we all need to chip in and buy you one of these.

[ohiosmith]

35. shih tzu!

[HeiressofBickworth]

8. I've thought about it

I figure there are two kinds of cussers. One does it without thinking, without meaning and as just another word in his/her vocabulary. The other does it for effect. I'm one of the latter ones. I'm a 66 year old grandmother, former corporate paralegal. When I say "fuck" I do it for dramatic effect. If one uses the word fuck too often, it loses the punch.

Now the word "shit" has less effect, and I suppose can therefore be used more liberally. So I do. Sometimes in front of other people, some times just for the benefit of the cats.

Since I'm an atheist, the word "hell" has absolutely no meaning for me whatsoever. I can't use it for effect and haven't managed to get it into my daily vocabulary.

All that being said, I simply, definitely and most profoundly will not say the "C" word and I admonish my granddaughter when she says it. I also don't like hearing words that refer to the female anatomy in a negative manner.

So, sit the fuck up you pussy-shit dick suckers and quit that fucking swearing when you're around the Heiress of Bickworth.

[ohiosmith]

36. Brilliant!

[dimbear]

9. Just three little words: swear jar. n/t

[Lasher]

12. There are three types of people in this world:

the ones who can count, and those who can't.

[blueamy66]

17. thanks for the laugh

nt

[ohiosmith]

37. Hahahaha!

[UnrepentantLiberal]

10. Fuck this thread.

If you can't act fucking civil then just shut the fuck up.

[ohiosmith]

39. I'm fucking sorry!

[UnrepentantLiberal]

40. Now you made me feel like a fucking arsehole.

[Whisp]

11. I swear here a Lot.

Very little irl. Most swearing was when I was watching CNN but I quit them

[UnrepentantLiberal]

14. Fuck CNN.

[nadine_mn]

13. I have a potty mouth

I swear more than I should - mostly I just sprinkle it around sentences for flavor.

Yeah, shit is a flavor.

[ohiosmith]

48. And scent!

[hobbit709]

15. My wife's favorite words were shit and fuck.

she used them more often than I did.

[Arkansas Granny]

20. Both of those are fine words and useful in a variety of situations.

[blueamy66]

16. I swear like a sailor.

I am my Daddy's daughter....I will never, ever change.

[ohiosmith]

53. Prove it!

[blueamy66]

59. Oh, just ask my friends and my fiance.

I must say fuck at least 30 times every morning when I open my 100 e-mails at work.

[Arkansas Granny]

19. Oh, hell, yes!

Although I try to keep it under my breath at work and around the grandkids. I've been told that the first time one of the babies says "SHIT!" that they will come looking for me and I don't want to eat no damned soap.

[ohiosmith]

54. Better they learn from you than on some street corner.

[Arkansas Granny]

56. I never thought of using that argument.

[HappyMe]

21. Hey, what about the fucking children!?11!

Just fucking cut that shit out.

[UnrepentantLiberal]

23. That's a fine fucking example you've set there.

Now you've traumatized the little bastards.

[HappyMe]

26. Little bastards deserve to be traumatized.

Their screaming little asses traumatized the fuck out of me at the Olive Garden.
The noise was un-fucking-bearable!

[nolabear]

29. My, you DO seem to be happy. How DO you do it?

[HappyMe]

45. Um...this is a Lounge

post. I was kidding.

[Neoma]

22. I swore in the ER...

The doctor wrote down that I swore in my medical record.

[UnrepentantLiberal]

24. Fucking doctors.

[Noodleboy13]

32. Fuck yeah I do. It's part of the reason I'm a chef.

What other profession allows you to say things like "Steve, if you ask me one more fucking time if there is gluten in the motherfucking dirty rice entree, I will drag your ass to the walk-in and fuckstart your head."

btw, this got a pretty huge laugh out of the aforementioned Steve.

peace,
Noodleboy

[ohiosmith]

55. "Fuckstart your head" is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Bravo!

[bigwillq]

33. Yea, I kind of do.

My sister never swears. I find that oddly fascinating!

[Bruce Wayne]

38. I swore on my parents' grave to spend my life bringing justice to the world.

But ya know, a fella gets busy... and we all have to move on sometimes.

Lately I've been refurbishing this sweet vintage Alfa Romeo I bought from my friend, Lex. Once I get 'er humming again, I'll try and get back to that whole justice bringing thing. Or I might pick up gardening.

[Initech]

41. How about a swear box:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

42. Get creative!

Learn to cuss in furrin languages. It's fun!!

For example: I do not say "son of a whore".
I say "Hijo de puta" (Spanish) or "Figlio da putana" (Italian). More fun.

And take lessons from the fan-fucking-tabulous Lewis Black. He is the successor to George Carlin.

[Initech]

44. I know a lot of curse words in Spanish from living in LA my whole life.

Pandejo = asshole
Cabron = douchebag
Apurate mas rapido = lazy motherfucker (in certain context)
Puta = bitch

That's just off the top of my head.

[Behind the Aegis]

43. I can make fucking longshoremen blush!

I can string together a list of profanity so long I could hog-tie you and still have enough rope to whip your ass.

[polly7]

46. del.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

47. sometimes.

[Highway61]

49. I find there is a pattern

when I am in Jersey (where I work) I tend to curse way too often. When I go home to Maine...not so much. I wonder why that is...

[Doc Holliday]

50. You're damn right.

This is still America, motherfuckers. Freedom of fuckin' speech, baby!

You don't like it? Too fuckin' bad. In the words of my namesake, "Y'all can kiss my rebel dick."

[Doc Holliday]

51. You know what really pisses me off?

Those silly assholes who don't know how to cuss without sounding like fucking idiots.

Get a clue, cocksnot-- if you're going to cuss, do it in a properly constructed sentence. The fucking English language is taking enough of an ass-pounding from all the right-wing fucksticks who mangle words and definitions. We don't need more dumbasses who think that "shitfuck" is a cuss word.

[MiddleFingerMom]

52. I swear more now -- even more than when I was a young man in the Army.

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Probably less than I do here.
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It's not constant... but often enough that people realize that the words are a part of my
regular vocabulary -- almost always used for emphasis. I HATE the people who -- in fucking
PUBLIC -- seem totally unaware that pretty literally every other word (no kiddin') out of their
mouths is either "fuck" or "shit". And it's unconscious -- kind of a modern trashy "um" or
"you know" structure.
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I have to listen to (alleged) parents talk like that in front of their young impressionable
children (and I BET they chastise the kids for talking like that).
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They are the Jerry Springer/reality show generation.
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I'm surprised there's not more shirt-ripping going on around me.
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Well, maybe surprised is the wrong word. How about disappointed.
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And my fairly socially conservative Midwest upbringing shows up now and then
(usually causing chuckles and/or raised eyebrows) when I come out with a
truly heartfelt GOSH now and then.
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[RebelOne]

57. Yes, in my old age, I do swear a lot.

But us oldsters can get away wih it.

[RedCloud]

58. I once stayed at the Norfolk Inn Way. I sure learned a lot there.

[femmocrat]

60. I cuss like a sailor.

Since I'm usually so meek and shy (HA!), I know you will all find that somewhat of a shock.

[rrneck]

61. When I go in a bar sailors come running out. mt

[libodem]

62. Yep

Like a sailor. %$&$* ??&%@! Blue streak.