You can all go straight to hell

[taterguy]

Or not.

[rug]

1. I thought hell was circular.

[charlie and algernon]

2. I hear there is an 8 hour layover in Dallas.

[KamaAina]

4. But the connecting flight only takes a few minutes

[In_The_Wind]

5. Maybe some day.

[OriginalGeek]

11. maybe, someday, saved by zero

"Saved by Zero" features a repetitive, jittery guitar riff and corresponding bass. It features a soothing yet haunting presentation with its ghostly vocals and dark atmosphere. Lyrically, "Saved by Zero" is a reference to the Buddhist mantra Śūnyatā. Fixx frontman Cy Curnin reflected on its meaning in a 2008 interview:

"It was about looking at your own life, not so much about amassing material things but about experiences that lend you to be blissful... The song was written from the point of view of the release you get when you have nothing left to lose. It’s sort of a meditation. It clears your head of all fears and panics and illusions and you get back to the basics, which is a Buddhist mantra, which I practiced back then, and which I still do. The idea of the song is how great it is to get back to zero."

Maybe someday
Saved by zero
I'll be more together
Stretched by fewer

Thoughts that leave me
Chasing after
My dreams disown me
Loaded with danger

So maybe I'll win
Saved by zero
Maybe I'll win
Saved by zero

Holding onto
Words that teach me
I will conquer
Space around me

So maybe I'll win
Saved by zero
Maybe I'll win
Saved by zero

Maybe I'll win
Saved by zero
Maybe I'll win
Saved by zero

Saved by zero
Saved by zero

So maybe I'll win
Saved by zero
Maybe I'll win
Saved by zero

Maybe I'll win
Saved by zero
Who needs to win
Saved by zero

Saved by zero
Saved by zero
Saved by zero
...

[In_The_Wind]

12. I like it.

[Aristus]

6. Not me. If only the good die young,

I'll probably live forever...

[Wait Wut]

7. I've been living here for 13 years.

Actual Hell would be an improvement.

[Ptah]

8. What are you, my GPS?

[LeftofObama]

9. I've been there.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Yeah, yeah, yeah... who would know better about going straight to hell than...

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[Autumn]

14. I find that strangely sexy.

Now I'm terrified. It must be the cut off horns. If there's a tail hiding behind that ass I'm really in trouble.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

17. Powdered SpudBoy horn is thought to be a powerful medicine in parts of the world

... making SpudBoys an endangered crop. And pity the SpudBoys who have to go through life with the StubHorns.

Death to SpudBoy poachers.

[Taitertots]

13. Fuck that, I'm taking the scenic route n/t

[Earth_First]

18. Right behind you...

I stopped to smell the roses!

[awoke_in_2003]

15. I'm a liberal atheist in Texas...

I am already there.

[NightWatcher]

16. last time I was there it was a cloudless 85 degrees and I was buzzed on rum

and rum cake.

I miss the Cayman Islands

[B Calm]

19. Only when Hell freezes over!

[pintobean]

20. We're on our way