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graywarrior

(59,440 posts) Sun Nov 10, 2013, 09:42 PM Nov 2013

D*ck Maintenance

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D*ck Maintenance (Original Post) graywarrior Nov 2013 OP

Hmmmm rurallib Nov 2013 #1

All Hands on D*ck!! Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2013 #2

Thanks! My D-ck was warped out of shape this morning! NYC_SKP Nov 2013 #3

Hmmm... Agschmid Nov 2013 #4

... rrneck Nov 2013 #5

We're all 9 years old graywarrior Nov 2013 #6

I thought this was about a duck. In_The_Wind Nov 2013 #7

Of course you did! graywarrior Nov 2013 #8

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. In_The_Wind Nov 2013 #11

My duck hurts. MiddleFingerMom Nov 2013 #9

Rub it graywarrior Nov 2013 #10

Rub it!?!? MiddleFingerMom Nov 2013 #13

You have no idea. graywarrior Nov 2013 #17

I've always used spray-paint and have never had any problem with rusting struggle4progress Nov 2013 #12

OK jakeXT Nov 2013 #14

In his next video he should address d*ck leaks Fearless Nov 2013 #15

That's so funny! B Calm Nov 2013 #16

FREE THE D*CK! KamaAina Nov 2013 #18

rurallib

(62,406 posts)

1. Hmmmm

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 09:46 PM

Nov 2013

reminds me that my favorite christmas song is "D*ck The Halls"

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

2. All Hands on D*ck!!

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 09:47 PM

Nov 2013

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

3. Thanks! My D-ck was warped out of shape this morning!

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 09:56 PM

Nov 2013

And again this morning (later in the morning).

I find that constant treatment sorts it out!

Ohp! Gotta run...

Agschmid

(28,749 posts)

4. Hmmm...

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #3)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 10:07 PM

Nov 2013

rrneck

(17,671 posts)

5. ...

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 10:27 PM

Nov 2013

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

6. We're all 9 years old

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2013, 11:47 PM

Nov 2013

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

7. I thought this was about a duck.

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Nov 11, 2013, 12:12 AM

Nov 2013

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

8. Of course you did!

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #7)

Mon Nov 11, 2013, 12:27 AM

Nov 2013

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

11. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Reply to graywarrior (Reply #8)

Mon Nov 11, 2013, 12:39 AM

Nov 2013

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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

9. My duck hurts.

Reply to graywarrior (Original post)

Mon Nov 11, 2013, 12:30 AM

Nov 2013

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

10. Rub it

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #9)

Mon Nov 11, 2013, 12:32 AM

Nov 2013

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

13. Rub it!?!?

Reply to graywarrior (Reply #10)

Mon Nov 11, 2013, 03:58 AM

Nov 2013

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"In addition to enhancing flavor, rubs add a crispy crust to the outside of grilled game. Start
with a coarse salt. Spicy heat from cayenne pepper or dry mustard will liven up flavors."
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I am not voluntarily adding a crispy freakin'crust to my "game'. And coarse salt? Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh!!!!
Cayenne pepper? Dry mustard? Rub-a-dub-dub, three men screaming in a tub..
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Rub my duck, indeed. You are one sick pup!!!
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