OMG

[AgingAmerican]

Don't ask how I came across this....

Someone might find POOPSENDERS handy!

http://www.poopsenders.com/

[In_The_Wind]

1. OMG Indeed!

Place an Order
Select a type and size of poop to send:
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Cow Dung - 1 quart
$15.95 + $7.95 shipping
Cow Dung - 1 gallon
$24.95 + $9.95 shipping

Elephant Crap - 1 quart
$17.95 + $7.95 shipping
Elephant Crap - 1 gallon
$26.95 + $9.95 shipping

Gorilla Poop - 1 quart
$19.95 + $7.95 shipping
Gorilla Poop - 1 gallon
$28.95 + $9.95 shipping

NEW! Poop Combo Pack
3 Types of Poop in 1 Package!!!
Combo Poop Pack - 1 gallon
$44.95 + $9.95 shipping


I could have used a ton of this in drips and drabs over the years.

[cyberswede]

2. How does one verify that it's really gorilla poop?

[In_The_Wind]

3. Well ...

I'm not going to do a sniff test.

[panader0]

4. I've known growers to use various shit to keep other animals from their crops.

[AgingAmerican]

5. The customer testimonials are golden

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. Another one of those

"damn...wish I had thought of that" business ideas.