Poor Miz t. She's had a bad month.

[trof]

First she lost her Prius key.
$350
Yeah, it's a dealer ripoff, but you're screwed.
They're the only game in town.

Then she pulled into the carport with the back door on our Dodge Caravan up and busted out the glass on the overhead beam.

Don't ask.
I don't know why or how and neither does she.

Yesterday she barely escaped death on a a potential highway pileup that really should have happened but miraculously didn't.
She was white and shaking and crying when she got home.

Today this dude backed into her Prius in a parking lot.
Explanation: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024060695

And now...she can't find her cellphone.
And it's turned off, so she can't call it from the landline.
Talk about snake bit and having a black cloud over your head.

She's had such a string of bad luck I think I should send her over to Florida to buy a lottery ticket.
Surely she's due for a hit?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear trof!

Wow, you're not kidding! Sometimes trouble just keeps on coming.

I hope she's done too.

Please hug her for me, willya?

[trof]

4. Just did. She says 'Thanks'.

[rug]

2. No, the way things are going, Florida is the last place she should be.

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. Ever notice how the black cloud comes in cycles?

Good news....it is probably all finished now. Hopefully.

[pinboy3niner]

5. When I narrowly escape death I call it a good month

Think positive.