Cooking for Thanksgiving? Wanna mess with your guests?

[NightWatcher]

[In_The_Wind]

1. Yup! That should do the trick.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. blue food coloriing in mashed potatoes

[pinboy3niner]

3. Good to see you here, MFM!

Kali's post gave me a fright!

[jmowreader]

6. No, no, blue is good but not in mashed potatoes

Much better would be to make a gelatin salad: unflavored gelatin 8 packets, sugar 1 cup, cold and hot water one pint each, 1 bottle LorAnn candy oil in a flavor that could be blue, fifth of vodka 1 each, whole bottle methylene blue. The fun comes when you get that first boozy phone call: My pee is blue you mother fucker, I'm gonna fucking die.

[pinboy3niner]

7. You lost me at gelatin, recaptured me at vodka

Your recipe is too long, though. Better recipe:

"Grab any kind of glass available; grab bottle of vodka. You figure it out from there."

Besides, when my friends pee blue, they don't consider that abnormal.

[jmowreader]

8. The important ingredient is the methylene blue

I guess you could put it in vodka and call it a Blue Asshole...as in "you asshole, what did you do to me?"

[pinboy3niner]

4. Should have the head on...with sunglasses

[pinboy3niner]

5. But wattle I do with freaked-out guests?

[Chan790]

9. I got better pranks.

Bah. Want to freak out guests...spatchcock the turkey so that it's flat before cooking and tell them you got a curbside discount. Cook the dressing on the side.

(Roadkill jokes are a cornerstone of Chan's Thankgiving-a-palooza.)