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Scuba

(53,475 posts)
Mon Nov 25, 2013, 09:04 PM Nov 2013

I'm going to live forever!

Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/doctors-say-looking-busty-women-1107578

STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved. A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing. The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.



Sorry about the source, but they do cite a highly regarded medical journal.
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I'm going to live forever! (Original Post) Scuba Nov 2013 OP
So 10 minutes of staring at myself in the mirror ogradda Nov 2013 #1
You go girl! Scuba Nov 2013 #2
I will add that to my daily gym visits. onehandle Nov 2013 #3
Scuba Duba Crewleader Nov 2013 #4
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