The Final Answer To Throwing Gravel In Your Hard Liquor

[GeorgeGist]

If you're the type of person who has long wondered how the whiskey drinking experience can be furthered only by the introduction of metamorphic rock, wonder no more friends. This humble bag of nine finely cleaved and tumbled soapstones has blown the door off the hinges as far as letting people know that YOU are a man of taste, of impeachable character, of action and boldness, because YOU have taken the step in life to introduce gravel into your old fashioned glass.

After several large whiskeys and much strenuous hands-on research, I have found that the overarching purpose of this product is not to reduce the temperature of your favorite bourbon by a few degrees or to even save it from the unthinkable fate of having sooty ice dilute it. The main purpose of this product is to make a statement. A statement that says, "I put rocks in my drink, and you don't."

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[FatBuddy]

1. i have truck nutz on my rocks glass

[In_The_Wind]

2. I was thinking of hanging truck nutz on my truck.

[FatBuddy]

3. i have them on my KW

[In_The_Wind]

5. Big truck need big nutz.

[cliffordu]

6. I want to get a set for my bicycle.

[In_The_Wind]

7. There is no doubt in my mind about you.

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[cliffordu]

8. Hmmmmm....

[KamaAina]

4. It's still better than designer ice at eight bucks a piece

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[NightWatcher]

9. Man up, and drink it straight from the bottle

[Chan790]

10. Why couldn't find a woman like that when I was 2?

bad attitude, liquor and cigarettes make the world go round.

[trof]

11. For when you're bartending for your Pet Rock.