Police 'told to leave Queen's nuts'

[hunter]

The Queen marked the level in bowls of nuts left around Buckingham Palace as she was "irritated" by police officers eating them, the Old Bailey has heard.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25344656

Just so you know. Don't eat the Queen's nuts.

[HarveyDarkey]

1. ///

[Baitball Blogger]

2. The Royal Squirrel.

Or, maybe it was the Chipmunk King who took the nuts:

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/473214208/h64BF267F/

[HappyMe]

3. Uh oh!

[valerief]

4. Royalty hates to share. nt

[IrishAyes]

5. Lizzie the Hun can choke on her nuts for all I care.

[Incitatus]

6. Is she getting free police protection on the taxpayers' dime.

And then complaining when the police have a snack. The cost of those nuts probably also comes from the taxpayers. Does the royal family not get paid and living expenses just for being the royal family?

[Enrique]

7. surveillance footage has been leaked

[trof]

8. It's always the 'little' things.

Obviously, The Queen needs to have a perfect life.
THIS is an imperfection and it must be corrected.
Post haste and ASAP.

[joeybee12]

9. I believe it...rich people like the queen are eccentric...while us plebs...

are CHEAP!

[Dr. Strange]

10. Peanuts, specifically.

[hunter]

11. Oh man, that takes me back to an, um, *interesting* time in my life...

Things that still haunt my dreams and my nightmares.