A somewhat crude joke, stolen from the Humor Forum

[Stuart G]

Last edited Sat Dec 14, 2013, 11:04 AM - Edit history (1)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11981557

originally posted by
ConcernedCanuk..


50 Year Old Ass

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the
mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?"

She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts
of a 25 year old."

The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"

She replies, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."

[panader0]

1. A woman wanted to get her breasts enlarged

but couldn't afford the operation. Her husband said "Why don't you just rub them with toilet paper."
"Toilet paper?" she asked. "Yeah, look what it did to your ass."

[Stuart G]

2. Oh my or my .....even I do not know what to say.....

[ConcernedCanuk]

3. you COULD say it's a somewhat "cruder" joke . . .

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and yes, a no comment was a wise decision on that one.

CC

[Stuart G]

4. OK, Now here is a..................... "cruder joke"

A couple had been married 20 years, and every time the couple made
love the husband insisted on
shutting the lights off. Well after 20 years the wife felt this was
stupid. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.


So one night while they were in the middle of making love, she turned
the lights on. She looked down and saw her husband holding a cucumber.....


"You impotent bastard!!" she yelled" How could you have lied to me all these years.
You had better explain yourself!!" ......

The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said, "I'll explain
the cucumber,... if you explain the three kids."

...............

[In_The_Wind]

5. perfect answer

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[SkatmanRoth]

6. Lemon Squeeze

There once was a religious young woman who wen to confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said. "Squeeze seen lemons into a glass and drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off your face!"