Do NOT want..

[Locut0s]

I can't find the exact add I saw in the theatre but this one is close:

Why do I feel so creepy now?

It's an ad for Justin Bieber perfume. Just saying that makes me feel icky lol.

[LadyHawkAZ]

1. presented without comment...

[mockmonkey]

2. Oh Lord

A Short film by Peter Glanz

A description of the product:

Unlock the connection. Justin Bieber The Key is an inspiring fragrance that invites you to unlock the endless possibilities of believing in your dreams, bringing you closer to Justin than ever before. Energetic with a sexy splash of sparkling freshness, the luminous fruity floral musk fragrance awakens the senses with a burst of juicy fruits, while the heart blooms to unveil a bright bouquet of sheer floralcy. The creamy dry down blends sensual musks and exotic precious woods with decadent notes of vanilla that will leave you dreaming for more.
http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/justin-bieber-the-key-fragrance-collection?ID=914798&CategoryID=30076#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D13%26kws%3Djustin%20bieber%26slotId%3D1

I think another visit with Zack Galifianakis is in order.