Who'da thought he'd make it to age 70?

[raccoon]

Today Keith Richards turns 70.

[Wounded Bear]

1. He looked 70...

about 30 years ago. Guess it's all that clean living.

[progressoid]

7. Yep. Saw them in the early 80's.

My roommate got within 5 feet of him and said he looked like a zombie.

[Yavin4]

2. I was watching the Stones documentary, Crossfire Hurricane....

Keith narrates a portion of it. I couldn't understand him. So I turned on the Closed Caption, and it said: "Don't look at me. I don't know what the hell he's saying either."

[kwassa]

3. I did. He fossilized his liver years ago.

In fact, he is an immortal.

[jessie04]

4. He hasnt aged a day.

.

[FatBuddy]

5. Him and Mick really gave Brian Jones the shaft

if you ask me, the wrong Stone died.

[Chan790]

6. The shocking part of this for me...

is that I thought he was already in his mid-70s.