I am screwn. No kidding

[cliffordu]

Broke a rib and have had the hiccups for three days. Ask me anything...no kidding

Craptasic is the only answer you get.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Goats, again?

What mischief caused the broken ribs this time, cliffordu?

(I broke three last year for being up a tree with a saw)

[cliffordu]

16. The tree don't think you're funny

Neither do the fucking goats

[NYC_SKP]

17. Bike fall?

You ok?

[NYC_SKP]

20. Bike fall?

You ok?

[RebelOne]

2. Try a gulp of vinegar. It works every time I have the hiccups. n/t

[rug]

3. Here's a joke.

Caller: Hello, I would like to speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Okay, you can speak to me then.

Caller: No, I want to speak only to Annie Wan.

Operator: This is 911. If you want to speak to anyone, you can speak to me. Who are you?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan. It's an emergency.

Operator: God! I understand that you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! What's this emergency about?

Caller: Well... just tell my wife Annie Wan that her brother Noe Wan was involved in an bad car accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent right to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on the way to the hospital.

Operator: Look you, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I really don't have time for all these pranks!

Caller: You are so rude? What's your name?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Absolutely! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I just said. I'm Saw Ree

Caller: Oh ...God...

[JimDandy]

4. Hee hee. Naughty-now his ribs really hurt! n/t

[cliffordu]

8. Thanks, ya fucker

[pinboy3niner]

5. I'm Saw Ree you're hurting

Get better soon, dammit!

[In_The_Wind]

6. How did you break a rib?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2284445/Hiccups-How-big-hug-cure-chronic-hiccups.html

No?

[cliffordu]

9. Thinking of you, kiddo

[In_The_Wind]

11. Try a little gentleness

next time. Ok?

[cliffordu]

15. Yep, I'm all yours.

Except for my damned ribs.....

[In_The_Wind]

18. Your ribs will heal.

Ya just gotta take better care of you!

[cliffordu]

25. Thanks. My love for you never will..

But that's a good thing....

💋

[In_The_Wind]

26. Indeed ...

Tomorrow would be a good time to snuggle under that feather comforter together.
It is the longest night.



It is a good thing.

[cliffordu]

27. Hubba hubba

You really know how to make Christmas a real holiday....

[MissMillie]

7. peanut butter

a HUGE spoonful of peanut butter usually cures my hiccups. I think it's because of the way you end up breathing while you're trying to eat it.

[LiberalEsto]

10. Ouch!

I hope your hiccups stop asap.
Feel better!

[cliffordu]

14. Thanks, kiddo

[magical thyme]

12. ouch. have had fractured rib. have had fractured sternum.

You have my deepest sympathy.

I never got the hiccups, but did make the mistake of laughing a few times.

[cliffordu]

13. Yeah, laughing is really a joke...

And the joke is waiting to kick yer butt..

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. i care little for trees or hiccups... but your talk of goats intriques me.

[NYC_SKP]

21. MFM!

You made my day you old, well, goat!

[In_The_Wind]

22. I wonder if these goats on DU are becoming stew?

[MiddleFingerMom]

23. thet stew looks very becoming.

[In_The_Wind]

24. It's not even 5 PM in New York but I'm getting hungry.

How is your appetite these days?