A big spider just jumped off the ceiling and landed on my keyboard.

[hunter]

I think she ran off when she realized my fingers were not edible and possibly dangerous.

Or it could have been a random thing; a misstep. Ooops.

Shrug. But I am more awake now.

(I always leave the non-poisonous spiders alone. They eat the nuisance creepy crawlies and flying insects.)

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. 8 legs.. speed typing! Imagine!

[hunter]

2. Ah, that's it!

She wanted to send a tweet.

I'd better check my browser history...

[WilliamPitt]

3. Keep calm...

[Sanity Claws]

4. Updated Little Miss Muffet

[Arkansas Granny]

5. Had that been me, they would have to mop the floor

under my chair when they discovered my body because I would have had a heart attack and wet myself, not necessarily in that order.

[pipi_k]

6. Spiders are

cool (IMO) as long as they're relatively small and don't have fur on them.

But really, you haven't lived till you've had a cockroach leap off a hanging light fixture and land in your dinner plate. I don't know where he was aiming for, but he landed on my pile of green beans.