In spite of my cynical, rude, poorly spelled diatribes....

[cliffordu]

I need some love tonight;

I'm just blue, thats all. Just soul fucked and blue.

Things that rarely bother me.


Some days are great. Some, not so much.

Thanks for indulging me, my loves.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Hey!

I'm only a text message away.

[NYC_SKP]

2. *Lays arm around shoulder in a reassuring manner*

Ain't it the truth, sucky days man.

And, sorry about the ribs...

Bright side- winters ending, days are going to get longer.

[cliffordu]

5. I' ll see you sooner than later, my friend. Riding in your direction soon, mebbe 2 months.....

[NYC_SKP]

9. Excellent news!

It's been a while!

[cliffordu]

10. No kidding. I can barely wait to see that dumpster you live in again

You painted it yet? How's the salad bar these days??? Did you move the thing into the shady part as I suggested or not?

That fucking ranch dressing is to die for. (or as a result of, YMMV)

[petronius]

3. Sorry you're down, but I'm glad you're here! Your posts add a great

deal of value to DU, and a lot of smiles.


(And since you mention spelling, I've got to ask - with no snark intended: was "can I lick this on Facebook?" deliberate or a typo? Because either way, I almost wet myself.)

[cliffordu]

6. That was particularly on purpose....Cracked ME up

Others, not so much.....

[In_The_Wind]

7. I thought it was funny.

[Scuba]

4. Here's some hugs ...

[cliffordu]

12. OK. Now you're just TRYING to make me cry

with joy.

One more fucking puppy photo and I swear I'll be in a weepy but, better space.....

(thanks...)

[pinboy3niner]

8. Here're some hogs...

Oh...waitaminit...



Buck up. What can they do to you--send you back to Vietnam?

[cliffordu]

18. I have asked walking buttplugs that VERY question for 44 years or so, when needed....

I know that YOU know what their faces look like when they get it......

Frozen 'smiles' and their obvious visual urge to get the fuck out of the conversation, (if not the room)......

But:

I just asked my cat that very question and all he did is lick his (empty) ballsack and then went to take a dump.....

So it doesn't always work....In fact with him my mileage varies.......

[Yavin4]

11. Here's some advice that will help you.

Don't eat any sugar for the next two weeks and you will feel a lot better.

[cliffordu]

34. Have you ever read

'Sugar Blues' by William Dufty?

When I read it back in the '70's, my willing consumption of sugar vanished.

(I believe it was the 70's...)

Thank so ever so much for the advice.

C

[rug]

13. There, there . . . .

[cliffordu]

19. You just wait till I get my copy of

That fuckin Vanilla Ice greatest hits album....

Then you are totally screwn.....


Ya hoser.

[rug]

20. Ack!

No, not that.

[cliffordu]

21. I know THAT is your filthy little secret.......

[riderinthestorm]

14. I HATE those days. hope tomorrow is better.

[cliffordu]

22. Thank you.

I know that this will pass....

But sometimes it's a total wreck....and feels like too much work.

But, it changes. I hope soon.

[Locut0s]

15. Hugs cliffordu...

I know how you feel!

[cliffordu]

24. Thank you my friend.

[ailsagirl]

16. Unfortunately, days like you're having are unavoidable

I had mine yesterday-- today was great!!

You'll feel better soon

[cliffordu]

25. Thank you....

It could last for a day or two...I hope no longer than that..

I'll post here if it doesn't. Thanks,

[ailsagirl]

27. You're welcome. It will pass

And I don't mean to throw a bunch of clichés your way-- but oftentimes they're true.

Take care,

[fizzgig]

17. hugs to you

hope you come out on the other side of it quickly

[cliffordu]

33. Thank you, Fizz -

[LiberalAndProud]

23. Oh hell.

I fell in love with you a long time ago. Sending some lovin' vibes your way.

[cliffordu]

26. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Kisses.

[Kali]

28. this past week has been a hard one for me too

hope everybody starts feeling better with more daylight coming!

[cliffordu]

30. Thank you, Kali

Thank you my friend -

Could be the lack of sun is what this is -

I hope that's all it is....

[magical thyme]

29. tomorrow will be a little longer and brighter than today...

[cliffordu]

31. Thank you MT.

[redwitch]

32. I hear ya.

Right there with ya.

[cliffordu]

36. Thank you so very much..

You are one of the souls that keeps the rest of us honest here -

Bless you and, thanks, again.

c

[nolabear]

35. We all need a little love and support sometimes.

I always tell my customers no relationship is 50-50; they're all about 70-30 or 80-20 but which one is which should be able to go back and forth.

Hope you get over the blues real soon.

[cliffordu]

38. Thanks, nolabear.

[applegrove]

37. ((HUGS))

[cliffordu]

39. Thanks, my friend.

I'll be back to my old contentious self in a bit, I think.

Then, of course, the punishment will continue until attitudes improve.

Just sayin....

[MiddleFingerMom]

40. f

[cliffordu]

43. You are the best, big man,

I love ya and would love to see you when I ride my bicycle across the desert in Feb, or extremely early March.

Notice I misspelled 'dessert'

That was on porpoise. Or something.


'I love tire treads in the morning.....They smell like ....'victory'


and a couple of clowncar idiotic drinks with little bamboo swizzle sticks.............

[nenagh]

41. Thinking of you cliffordu and sending gentle good will and positive vibes..

The freezing rain outside is relentless... trees, power cables drip with ice. Accretion is the in phrase from the Weather Channel..

But an hour ago I found Herbert von Karajan's Beethovan Symphony No 9 on YouTube..

and I'll share the exquisite beauty of the music with your grand self this evening..

[cliffordu]

44. Thank you so much, nenagh,

At least my weather doesn't suck......this week....

Stay warm, Stay well.

Word.

[libodem]

42. Sounds like a puddle of fuck to me

Hope it has already passed. Feel better soon.

[cliffordu]

45. Feeling better, thank you.

Ever since someone mentioned 'puddle of fuck'.....

I shot Irish breakfast tea out my nose.

Now I have to teach the fucking cat to type on the OTHER keyboard.

The good news is that NOW when he does my taxes, he has a built in numerical keypad so he has to take the hit if the fucking IRS comes around.

I loves me some DU....

[libodem]

48. So glad you are better!

Some days it not even worth chewing through the restraints, huh?

[cliffordu]

49. No damned kidding there, my friend

[libodem]

50. I have a funky day once in a while as well

Take care.

[hermetic]

46. DU loves you, too

For so many years you've made me chuckle, if not choke on coffee, as I find some bit of wit in your posts.

I hope you are getting some sleep now; my day has just begun. Yesterday was not a good day for me, either. So, here's hoping today brings more cheer to everyone.

[pipi_k]

47. Sorry...

you're feeling crappy


This is always a hard time of year. Bittersweet.

With you in empathy...