Was Jesus white?
Hmmm...
Three compelling arguments that prove Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
Three compelling arguments that prove Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
Three compelling arguments that prove Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
Three compelling arguments that prove Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
Three compelling arguments that prove Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
Three compelling arguments that prove Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all, three very compelling arguments that prove Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd of thousands at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
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In the affirmative, to begin with. 
Love the list though 
