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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsCollege Students' Thesis Topics Are Hilarious, Depressing
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/12/31/lolmythesis_tumblr_college_students_summarize_their_thesis_in_one_sentence.htmlRocks that are next to each other in Massachusetts now were also next to each other 400 million years ago.
- Geology, Amherst College
Jellyfish dont like it when you acidify their tank.
- Marine Biology, St Andrews
People get really bored listening to beeping for an hour, but theyll do it when professors require experiment credit.
- Psychology, University of Chicago
Once there were some lost lobsters who were maybe a tiny bit different from some other lobsters, so I killed lots of their larvae to find out if they were actually a tiny bit different. Turns out I dont know, so I have to do it again.
- Earth Systems, Stanford University
Just because theres a bike lane on your street doesnt mean your rent will be higher. Or lower. Bikes are statistically insignificant to your rent.
- Economics, Reed College
Online ads that claim you are the 100000th visitor are surprisingly effective.
- Computer Science, Harvard
Mark Rothko was a huge asshole.
- Theatre, Dickinson College.
There was this Hittite king who might or might not have had a son, but definitely moved his seat of government from one place to another, and then his brother moved it back, and all 8 people who care are like Whyd he do that? Tevs.
- Cuneiform Studies, University of Chicago
-Benton Love
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I am going to write my thesis about how dicking around on the internet is important for art and intimacy and stuff, just as soon as I get off this tumblr.
- English and Gender Studies, University of Chicago
- Geology, Amherst College
Jellyfish dont like it when you acidify their tank.
- Marine Biology, St Andrews
People get really bored listening to beeping for an hour, but theyll do it when professors require experiment credit.
- Psychology, University of Chicago
Once there were some lost lobsters who were maybe a tiny bit different from some other lobsters, so I killed lots of their larvae to find out if they were actually a tiny bit different. Turns out I dont know, so I have to do it again.
- Earth Systems, Stanford University
Just because theres a bike lane on your street doesnt mean your rent will be higher. Or lower. Bikes are statistically insignificant to your rent.
- Economics, Reed College
Online ads that claim you are the 100000th visitor are surprisingly effective.
- Computer Science, Harvard
Mark Rothko was a huge asshole.
- Theatre, Dickinson College.
There was this Hittite king who might or might not have had a son, but definitely moved his seat of government from one place to another, and then his brother moved it back, and all 8 people who care are like Whyd he do that? Tevs.
- Cuneiform Studies, University of Chicago
-Benton Love
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I am going to write my thesis about how dicking around on the internet is important for art and intimacy and stuff, just as soon as I get off this tumblr.
- English and Gender Studies, University of Chicago
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The strangest thing I found is that there is a department at the University of Chicago on Cuneiform Studies
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College Students' Thesis Topics Are Hilarious, Depressing (Original Post)
ashling
Jan 2014
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redqueen
(115,103 posts)1. these
There was this Hittite king who might or might not have had a son, but definitely moved his seat of government from one place to another, and then his brother moved it back, and all 8 people who care are like Whyd he do that? Tevs.
- Cuneiform Studies, University of Chicago
I am going to write my thesis about how dicking around on the internet is important for art and intimacy and stuff, just as soon as I get off this tumblr.
- English and Gender Studies, University of Chicago
Locut0s
(6,154 posts)2. Lol thanks for that...
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)3. This one sounds profound.
FML: All my feelings are constructed.
- Religion & Women and Gender Studies, Harvard
- Religion & Women and Gender Studies, Harvard
Most people don't realize this.