It's so cold outside

[Aerows]

that the cat in INSIDE my pajamas.

[Aerows]

1. It's so cold outside

I had to chisel the neighbor's dog off the fire hydrant.

[Aerows]

2. It's so cold outside

I saw my breath, and it ran back inside my lungs.

[Aerows]

3. It's so cold outside

Hookers are charging $20 to blow on your hands.

[Aerows]

4. It's so cold Joan Jett

doesn't even love rock and roll. She loves sticks and coal.

[Aerows]

5. You know it's cold outside

when freezing your ass off isn't a metaphor, but a promise.

[Aerows]

6. It's so cold outside

my shadow stuck to the ground.

[Aerows]

7. It's so cold outside

McDonald's is serving a Big Mac in a sweater.

[Earth_First]

8. It's so cold outside...

However the mailman *still* delivered today!

Thanks, Mr. Bob!

[Aerows]

13. It's so cold outside the mail

can't be read until the words get thawed out.

[benld74]

9. It's so cold outside

I keyed my own car with my nipples while clearing off the snow!!!!

[Aerows]

11. LMAO

That was a good one!!

[DebJ]

14. DUZY!

[ananda]

10. It's so cold outside that ..

.. I could use banana peels to keep from slipping on the ice.

[OxQQme]

15. It's cold enough

to freeze the nuts off a steel bridge.

[Sissyk]

16. lol!

Great thread, aerows!!

[kwassa]

17. its so cold that ... I came inside and stepped in the freezer to warm up

[A HERETIC I AM]

19. You know, that's not as absurd as it might sound.

I read an article in a Trucking Trade publication a number of years ago that was discussing the tricks and foibles of hauling refrigerated goods and produce to the far north communities in the winter time. If you have a load of produce, for example, you have a truck with a diesel powered refrigerator unit mounted on the front of the trailer. If the truck breaks down and can't run to keep the driver warm while he waits for repairs, the best place for him to go is inside his reefer trailer. When it gets seriously cold, the reefer unit actually becomes a heater, to keep the goods from freezing solid.

Because 35 or so degrees is a hell of a lot warmer than 40 below.

"It's so cold I used a bed of chilled iceberg lettuce to stay warm!"

[MrMickeysMom]

18. It's so cold outside

The fire hydrants are begging dogs to pee on them!