It's winter in Wisconsin (a lovely pome)

[Scuba]

It's winter in Wisconsin
and the gentle breezes blow
forty miles an hour
at seventeen below.

Oh, how we love Wisconsin,
where the snow's up to our butt;
you take a breath of our fresh air --
your nose gets frozen shut.

The weather here's delightful,
so we guess we'll stick around.
We couldn't leave Wisconsin
'cause we're frozen to the ground.

Anon.

[Crewleader]

1. Polar Bear Cold

[panader0]

2. A friend of mine recently recorded "Christmas Time in Arizona"

and I admit I played on the tune (what?).
"It's Chistmas time in Arizona
Santa's already on his way.
He stops by once a year
to freshen up the deer
before he heads off to Mexico."

We tried to change the lyrics to " he stops by once a year to mooch another beer", but he wasn't having it.
It's more appropriate in my neighborhood. Once a week, twice a week....