The 27 Naughtiest Cats In The World... And I Can't Stop Laughing

[MissHoneychurch]

http://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/79/The-27-Naughtiest-Cats-In-The-World-And-I-Can-t-Stop-Laughing

My favorites:

[Packerowner740]

1. I'm glad my kitty is not that naughty

Thanks for sharing

[NV Whino]

2. I peed on the hamster!

There are some classics in there.

[NewJeffCT]

3. they look so innocent, though

[Behind the Aegis]

4. LOL!

Those are cute. My kitty likes to climb up next to me when I am eating then sneezes all over me, and usually my food.

[Xyzse]

5. I was trying to find one that looked guilty.

I failed once more.

[NastyRiffraff]

20. A comment:

"...the difference between this and dog shaming is that the dogs at least have the good sense to look ashamed. The cats don't seem to give a fuck."

[Demo_Chris]

6. The world needs fewer cats and more dogs. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Yeah, well, dogs aren't exactly paragons of virtue either.

http://www.dogshaming.com/

[savannah43]

31. Really! Dogs would eat the yarn, poop it out, and then eat it again.

[ailsagirl]

9. ...

There's plenty of room for both!

[awoke_in_2003]

19. as long as they aren't living together....

(obscure ghostbusters reference)

[ailsagirl]

8. kick

[Brigid]

10. "I had a one-night stand."

And for the owner of the cat right below that one: Never, never leave the lid on the toilet seat up if you have cats in the house. What cat owner doesn't know that?

[neverforget]

33. That one is hilarious!

[oldandhappy]

11. Adorable!

Mine just wants to check things out. Curiosity and all. She knows she is not to be on the kitchen counters, but you should have seen her take a flying leap at the turkey! I cracked up! Smell was toooo much for her.

[Aerows]

12. Here's mine

[savannah43]

32. My cure for that: Plant catnip away from the plants you want to keep.

[trueblue2007]

13. i like the .... peed on the hamster picture

[GoCubsGo]

14. At least half of them aren't "naughty".

Cats don't urinate or defecate on things because they're "mad" or "naughty". Ditto for the vomiting. And, the one who "had a one night stand" resulting in kittens, well dear owner, that's your own goddamn fault for not getting her spayed.

But, yeah, the rest of 'em are pretty funny, including the moron who would rather pee in the tub than fish the poor mouse out of the toilet.

[Paper Roses]

15. After a bad day, this is just what I needed. Thanks! n/t

Oops, I am the only one who can screw up spelling in one simple line.

I was laughing my head off. Sorry for the edit.

[CrispyQ]

16. "I am the reason we won't get the security deposit back."

on edit: I laughed so hard at these.

"I eat so fast I puke in my bowl & then continue to eat."

I have one of those.

[840high]

23. I have one who pukes

in the food - the other cats eat it.

[passiveporcupine]

17. I could add a couple

Mom wouldn't let me play with a dead rattlesnake outside, so as soon as she let me outside again, I brought it home and left it in the living room. She thought it was alive and "freaked"! Signed: Angel

I pee in the stove burner holes...and if they are covered (Mom got smart and bought burner covers) I pee on the wooden cutting board (built into the counter). But Mom loves me, so it's cool. Signed: Mattie

[roguevalley]

26. mine would bring me her favorite toy, live black widows

[passiveporcupine]

27. Oh lovely!

[shenmue]

18. Nawty Barn time!

[Curmudgeoness]

21. I have one of those cats.

"I lick the butter"

It is always a race when I have to use the butter for me to get the butter I need before he gets to it. I have to be really quick.

But at least I don't have the cat who brings a poop from the litter box when he wants it cleaned, and if they are asleep he bring the poop in their bed. Maybe they have to start cleaning the litter box more often.

[Nevernose]

22. Mice and lizards? That's it? I had a country cat once...

A feral I "rescued" when I was about ten and despised all of humanity (except me of course; she freaking LOVED me). This cat was a murderous monster, the bane of everything living. She had a habit of murdering songbirds, taking them in through the doggy door,tearing their throats out, then eating cat food while pinning the suffocating birds to the floor. She didn't like to kill them, just tear their throats out.

Other things she killed and brought inside and left on my bed:
Multiple rodents, including squirrels.
An armadillo
A opossum
A variety of garter snakes.
A lethal copperhead snake, much larger than she was.
Baby owls (two total).
A full grown owl.

Do you realize how freaky it is -- as a ten year old -- to wake up in the morning and find a dead owl in your bed, complete with blood and feathers? That cat loved me, and no one else, like nothing I've ever seen.

[passiveporcupine]

28. The Bane of everthing living.

That's why I call my cat Angel "Angel of Death". He has brought me way too many critters I love and the worst are the flying squirrels, which are the most beautiful wild creature I've ever seen. And he leaves gifts like headless squirrels and rabbits in my kitchen.

But he has also helped me control the population of chipmunks (whom I loved...but) who kept chewing up everything rubber they could find outside, like cords on electrical equipement (I don't know how many cords I've had to replace) and they even ate a whole, brand new, two-man rubber raft. I mean, they just chewed up the whole thing. I found maybe a sq foot of rubber in one piece. I don't know why they like rubber so much.

[panader0]

24. Cat shaming. What's happened to this place??

[catbyte]

25. ROFL, thanks!

[gopiscrap]

29. Excellent!!!

[ReRe]

30. The one I like the best was...

... the one where the cat puts dirty socks in the litter box.

[libdem4life]

34. These always make my day...thanks for the laughs.