Jennifer McCarthy Pulls Gun From Vagina After Dispute Over Space Aliens: Cops

[mockmonkey]

"While cleaning the chamber, McCarthy reportedly posed the question, "Who is crazy, you or me?" before pulling out the gun and pointing it at her boyfriend's head, the Albuquerque Journal reported. The boyfriend told deputies he wrested the weapon away from her and put it first in the toilet, then the trash can."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/08/jennifer-mccarthy-vagina-gun-_n_4563551.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

"Who is crazy, you or me?" sounds Rhetorical to me.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. For the record, I just want to tell everyone that this story did NOT happen in Florida.

Again, not in Florida.

On edit: Holy shit, that was Cormac McCarthy's ex wife?

Again, this took place no where in the State of Florida.

[rug]

2. No Place for Old Guns

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. There's an even naughtier play on words for No Country for Old Men...

...but I'll just leave that to the imagination.

[Tom Ripley]

10. I really did laugh out loud

[mockmonkey]

3. Friendo?

I missed this last line when I read it the first time.

"McCarthy was charged with aggravated assault on a household member."

Chafing? If she had properly cleaned and lubricated her gun she might have not been so cranky.

Apparently a vagina can't be considered a member? Sounds like a gender war is needed. Why can't a vagina be a member too? It's discrimination! I used to have a "Members Only" jacket but that was back when I acted like a Dick.

[petronius]

4. Meh, unless she knitted a holster for it at the same time, I'm

not impressed.

But I did do a double-take at "cleaning the chamber" - I think the HuffPost writer had a bit too much fun there...

[Boomerproud]

6. Oh crap, I thought this was another Jenny McCarthy thread.

[Marie Marie]

7. I promise you that I am not bragging here BUT...

I could never get a gun to fit up there.

[Lil Missy]

8. I really hate when that happens.

*sigh*

[Tom Ripley]

9. "Now THAT'S crazy!" -Zelda Fitzgerald

[kwassa]

11. Does this have something to do with vaccines and autism?

[mockmonkey]

12. Alas no

This is a different kind of crazy from a person with a similar name. Strangely enough, they argued about Space Aliens and that is the least weird thing about this story.

[kwassa]

14. Not similar names; the SAME name.

They are both Jennifer McCarthy.

[solara]

23. The lady in question is Jennifer C. McCarthy

And she is an artist..

https://www.facebook.com/jennifer.c.mccarthy.9

[kwassa]

26. well .... excuuuuusssssssseeeee ME!

[solara]

13. Perhaps you should hear from the lady herself

https://www.facebook.com/jennifer.c.mccarthy.9

STATEMENT OF JENNIFER McCARTHY
I would like to put recent media reports of my arrest in a more complete and more accurate context. I made the 911 call after having been choked, pushed to the floor and hit in the face by a drunken Mark Paleologo on Saturday morning following a silly argument the evening before.
As can be heard on the 911 call, when I described this attack to the dispatcher, Mr. Paleologo never denied the allegations even though he talked to the dispatcher at the same time I did. By the time the police arrived Mr. Paleologo had settled down, and I told them almost nothing of what I had already described to the 911 dispatcher. My call to 911 obviously de-escalated the situation and at that point I thought the matter was resolved and did not require further law enforcement attention. Consequently I tried to protect Mr. Paleologo and minimized the attack to the officer.
At no time did I point a gun at Mr. Paleologo. At no time did I place a gun or any weapon anywhere in my body.
Unfortunately, Mark’s preposterous version of events was repeated in the complaint and resulted in my arrest, and the sensationalization of Mr. Paleologo’s fabrication has spread throughout the media everywhere, not only affecting me but my family as well. I appreciate the support of my friends and the strength of my family, especially my son and his father, and I look forward to a full investigation of this matter.

[kwassa]

15. so, there is no basis for this outrageous story ...

other than he said she said.

Gun in vagina sounds unlikely and difficult.

[mockmonkey]

16. Depends on the size of the gun?

Here's a different case.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-in-vagina-sentencing-576342

"Investigators subsequently identified the weapon as a Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun, which was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell. The police report notes that “gun located in suspect vagina.”

[kwassa]

18. as one would suspect, it didn't fit inside.

During processing at the jail, Harris balked when directed to lower her underwear so that a female officer could check for contraband. She “advised that she was on her period and did not want to,” cops noted.

After Harris complied with police, Officer Kathy Unbewust reported, “I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.” Unbewust then “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.”

[mockmonkey]

19. All I can say is...

Picky, picky, picky!

[kwassa]

22. the best presidential candidate ever.

[solara]

20. kwassa, do you have a link to this story?

Just wondering

[kwassa]

25. In fact, I have a smoking gun, as painful as that may sound.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-in-vagina-sentencing-576342

[solara]

28. This is not a smoking gun, it is a story about a totally different person, not Jennifer McCarthy..

Do you have any idea at all how much heartache this bogus story is causing Jennifer and her family?

I did not expect to find smart, progressive DU people joking about this and pretty much treating it as if it were true without any verification at all. And, by the way, I was merely correcting the name.. I was not castigating anyone.

geez

[kwassa]

29. Pay attention.

Head-smacker.

Pay attention. Follow the thread.

I did not post this story. This was posted by mockmoney to prove that a woman could stash a pistol in her vagina, not necessarily Jenny McCarthy. I quoted from that story, to show how unlikely it was.

Pay attention.

[solara]

30. The title of the Op is Jennifer McCarthy Pulls Gun From Vagina After Dispute Over Space Aliens: Cops

It was very much about Jennifer McCarthy.

[kwassa]

31. but you didn't actually READ the thread. Try it for a change.

[solara]

32. I read it. Not sure why you are being so nasty

and personal, though.


Actually, this kind of exchange is one of the reasons I don't come here all that much anymore.

I know you will probably have something snarky to say to that, but it really is a shame.

[kwassa]

33. You are criticizing me for something I didn't say.

That is the reason I have responded the way I did.

and if you really read the thread, you would see that I pointed out the falseness of the OP many posts ago.

[solara]

34. I wasn't criticizing you at all..

But I suppose if you wanted to see it that way you could.

I was just trying to stand up for a friend

Sorry you took it personally. I will refrain from responding to these posts in the future.

[mockmonkey]

17. They sound like a swell couple. n/t

[Kaleva]

21. This here's a .44 Magnum, the most powerful sex toy in the world,...

Last edited Sat Jan 11, 2014, 12:33 AM - Edit history (1)

and it can blow your ****. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk? - Jennifer McCarthy

[mockmonkey]

27. LOL! n/t

[shenmue]

24. Best headline ever!

They didn't teach me how to write like that in journalism school.