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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsLet's hear some dumb Pollock jokes
Inspired by a GD thread.
If these jokes aren't dumb, I'd like to know what is:[hr]Q. How did Pollock break into the American art scene?
A. He made a big splash.
Q. What's Pollock's favorite practical joke?
A. The dribble-glass
Q. Why was the investor surprised at the $3M bill for a Pollock?
A. Because he meant to order the tilapia.
Q. How did Pollock react to the critic who said he didn't know how to use a paintbrush?
A. He bristled.
Q. Did you hear about the Pollock who hurt his leg while painting?
A. He had a bad spill.
Then there was the humorless rich guy who commissioned Pollock to paint his portrait and sued because it looked exactly like him.
Feel free to contribute! It's comedy gold, I tell ya!
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Orrex
(63,203 posts)Q. Why did Pollock send his spaghetti dinner back to the chef?
A. He called it derivative.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)I feel hosts should use pollock sparingly if at all.
GoCubsGo
(32,080 posts)To get to the other tide.
There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant
Four pollacks got battered.
Why don't pollacks make good tennis balls?
They keep getting caught in the net.
Why are pollacks so gullible?
They fall for things hook, line and sinker.
Orrex
(63,203 posts)A. He need some bridgework.
Q. Where can you find the troll in the orchestra?
A. In the horn section.
Q. What's the difference between a troll and Rush Limbaugh?
A. One likes to eat the flesh of innocent children, and the other is an ugly, mythical monster.
[font color="white"]xxx[/font]Oh, wait. Both of those are Limbaugh.
Q. Why did the troll go to the beach in December?
A. He wanted to have sandy claws for Christmas.
Q. What's the difference between a troll and Orrex?
A. Even simpletons get the troll's jokes.
kwassa
(23,340 posts)A visual gag. Pollock's teacher and mentor was a famous American artist named Thomas Hart Benton. He painted like this.