Let's hear some dumb polish jokes

[Orrex]

Inspired by a Lounge thread inspired by a GD thread.
If these jokes aren't dumb, I'd like to know what is:[hr]
Q. Why did the highly motivated shoeshine guy only polish shoes with laces?
A. Because he hated loafers.

Q. There was a polisher who liked to work in the nude.
[font color="white"]xxx[/font]In which part of the process did he did he get his best results?[/font]
A. In the buff.

Q. How did the polisher react to the bronze statue of the incredibly handsome man?
A. She took a shine to him.

Q. When did they last polish the Lincoln Memorial?
A. Four scour and seven years ago.

Q. Why was the sarcastic polisher fired from her job?
A. Because she was deemed too abrasive.

Q. When is it best to use tiger blood as a polish?
A. When you want to bring up a dull Sheen.


Feel free to contribute! It's comedy gold, I tell ya!

[Ptah]

1. You forgot black polish

[Orrex]

2. I find jokes about New Zealand offensive.

[krispos42]

3. I never realized until just this minute...

...that "Polish" and "polish" were spelled the same.






Of course, I'm also the guy that didn't realize that "Beatle" and "Beetle" were spelled differently until about 3 years ago.



Interestingly enough, in context I always spelled "Beatle" or "Beetle" correctly.

[Arugula Latte]

11. I was confused about that spelling for years when I was kid. Thanks a lot, Paul McCartney!

[BobUp]

4. Let's hear some dumb polish jokes..........

or some dumb Mexican jokes

or some dumb Jewish jokes

or some dumb Afro-American jokes

or some dumb German jokes

or some dumb Irish jokes

or some dumb Italian jokes

or some dumb fat people jokes

or some dumb women jokes

or some dumb white boy jokes

and on and on.

[Orrex]

6. Really?

4. Let's hear some dumb polish jokes..........

or some dumb Mexican jokes

or some dumb Jewish jokes

or some dumb Afro-American jokes

or some dumb German jokes

or some dumb Irish jokes

or some dumb Italian jokes

or some dumb fat people jokes

or some dumb women jokes

or some dumb white boy jokes

and on and on.

Really?

[IntravenousDemilo]

12. Apparently.

Must've strayed into the Lounge from GD.

[orleans]

14. no excuse. i used to stray in here all the time from GD also. & i never yelled at orrex

for making jokes about polish.

[BobUp]

17. me thinks

the OP is was on a Polish/Pollack kick today.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018553777

The purpose of these is unclear at this point in time.

[orleans]

13. next time read the entire op. it's polish as in nails, shoes & teeth. not Polish. duh! n/t

[BobUp]

18. sigh

from the same Original Poster, for what? to troll?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018553777

[pinboy3niner]

19. Our bad! We should have caught onto Orrex Troll at least 38,000 posts ago.

[Orrex]

22. Well, I had a good run.

[Kali]

20. Hi BobUP

Welcome to DU and to the Lounge. This subforum is for sillyness and feel-good stuff. Please feel free to hang out and read, get a feel for things. If something really offends you go ahead and say something, or alert if it is really bad. But please, spend a little time learning what the place is about before jumping to conclusions.

Orrex is no troll - he is one of the funniest posters on this site, but you have to pay attention to catch the joke. Join in and have a laugh, sometimes the funniest shit is our own doofusness. If you can laugh at yourself, you may make a good Lounger. If a wide variety of humor is not your thing, I suggest sticking with General Discussion. It tends to be less humor intensive.

[Ptah]

23. Here's his picture:

[antiquie]

24. P. pollachius

[Vashta Nerada]

15. Wow.

The OP went waaaaaaaaaaaay above your head, didn't it?

Or you just didn't bother to read it and instead post a knee-jerk reaction.

I'm betting the latter.

[Major Nikon]

16. Just missed it

[jakeXT]

21. The hood can be polished now..... n/t

[leftyohiolib]

7. heard em all

being polish and all

[Orrex]

8. Um.

[leftyohiolib]

9. i know i got it

[Orrex]

10. Whew!