Walmart story:
I hate the place, but there are a few necessities that are only available there in my small town.
While there I took a look at laptops, just to see features and prices.
My old Compaq with Windows XP is about to give up the ghost.
There was a 60/70s-something woman talking to a clerk (Excuse me...ASSOCIATE.) about a gadget (Roku?) to stream the internet on her TV.
(Remember, I'm in Alabama.)
"Do you have to have a computer? I don't have a computer."
"Well, you have to be on the internet."
"Can I get on the internet without a computer?"
"I dunno. Maybe you can, but I think you need a computer."
"Can I get local channels with it? I don't want it if I can't get local channels."
"I dunno."
"I've got cable right now with about 50 channels, which is way more than I watch. I'm trying to find something cheaper."
At this point I spoke up.
"Lady, you'd have to have a computer so you could get on the internet."
"Oh. Well, I don't want a computer. I'm just looking for a way to get my TV channels without having to pay for cables. And I have to get local channels and Jimmy Swagart."
It was at that point that I knew that not only could I NOT help her, I also did not WANT to help her.
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Then it will become apparent whether providing her with Jimmy Swaggert is aiding and abetting the enemy, or divine intervention.
Write a nice looong letter to him to ask him about it. And when she gets a reply she can write another loong letter back...and so on. That way she and Jimmy (or most likely his staff) can be pen pals! 
