The Lounge News-Informer

[struggle4progress]

State news
Hawaii issues drivers license

Dining
Vatican Hotel offers Kosher meals

Relationships
Naked man freed from washing machine

Culture and Travel
Indian Trail city council member submits Klingon resignation letter
Winchester City Museum has King Alfred's pelvis in box

Arts and Entertainment
Lewd and lascivious cohabitation now allowed in Alexandria

Crime
Man posts his wanted poster on Facebook

Weather
Hell freezes over again

Automotive
Driver failed to notice bicyclist stuck in windshield

Hints from Heloise
Put out those pesky beer-truck fires with a six pack

For sale
Slightly haunted house.
Signed papal motorcycle. Best offer.

[DebJ]

1. Cool thanks.

[rug]

2. Thank you. This fills a gap in the Lounge.

[struggle4progress]

3. We just gotta refresh the news stand here from time to time. The last paper I picked up

in Teh Lounge said Ike had been re-elected; and the one before that had an editorial urging the President to replace George McClellan

[Scruffy Rumbler]

4. What are "things that make you say 'whut' !?!" for $500!

What a delicious addition....

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. Kick For News.

[progressoid]

6. Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

That's a hell of a name.

Janice "Lokelani" Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele received her new license and ID after her campaign to get her full name on the cards prompted the state Department of Transportation to change its policy and expand how many characters can appear on them.

[pinboy3niner]

7. You had me at "Naked Man Freed from Washing Machine"

[struggle4progress]

8. Nothing shrieks "I love you!" quite like popping up nude from the top-loader

except maybe being able to play the seldom-played I-got-stuck-naked-in-the-washtub-for-you card