My wife is mad because I got the kids huge stuffed dogs and she got them a small stufed hedgehog.

[rug]

There are no winners on Valentine's Day.

[6000eliot]

1. Is it a competition?

[rug]

7. Always.

The key to a kid's heart is a large stuffed dog.

[Wait Wut]

2. Tell your wife...

...as a former kid, myself, I would've preferred the smaller hedgehog.

Then, apologize for being an over-the-top, typical male who thinks size matters.

[rug]

8. What, it doesn't?

There's always a silver lining.

[Moondog]

3. I guess you'll just have to make it up to her.

You know what to do . . . .

[rug]

9. Yeah, I think she's over it now.

Chinese buffet for Valentine's day is the ticket.

[hedgehog]

4. Your kids get presents for Valentine's Day?

BTW - don't dis the hedgehog!

[rug]

10. Yup. And now they're working on celebrating Thor's day every week.

The hedgehog is cute. But the dog is bigger.

[HopeHoops]

5. Just wait until the dogs and hedgehog get together tonight.

[rug]

11. I have a hose ready.

[PassingFair]

6. Those hedgehogs are SO selfish.

[rug]

12. LOL.

But they're so cute when they're small.

[yellowcanine]

15. Real live hedgehogs are quite smelly. Hard to argue about the cuteness though.

How cute does one have to be to make up for smelly?

[HappyMe]

13. !!!!

[yellowcanine]

14. What kind of mother gets the kids a stuffed hedgehog for Valentine's Day?

You should ask her that and tell her this is on her, not you.

[rug]

16. Precisely.