Welcome to the taterguy Lounge!

[Dr. Strange]

In honor of his tombstoning, we have decided to rename^* the Lounge for the acerbic taterguy. Come share your favorite taterguy story.

My fondest remembrance of the taterguy was when he left the toilet seat up in the restrooms and graywarrior fell in. I laughed and laughed--specifically laughing with graywarrior, not at her. Even though she didn't laugh.


^*Offer void in Delaware, because seriously, what the hell Delaware?

[siligut]

1. He's just faking it

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Taterguy is just too busy playing GTA V to visit DU.

[Dr. Strange]

15. taterguy and Bettie Page used to date.

There were numerous tabloid stories about them. Sordid tales!

[In_The_Wind]

2. I'm confused.

About taterguy
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Account status: Active
Member since: Thu Sep 15, 2005, 10:42 AM

[Dr. Strange]

3. Pay no attention to the profile behind the curtain.

He is tombstoned, of this you can be certain! Yea, tombstoned like a hot-winded Walt Starr.

[taterguy]

68. Bummer

[siligut]

4. I am certain this was the coup de grâce

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12594681
And he isn't even sick!

[In_The_Wind]

6. a drive by

maybe

[taterguy]

27. Oh I'm plenty sick

In the head.


Obviously.

[siligut]

28. But if your kind of sickness was cause for a Pizza . . .

The DU Lounge would be deserted.

Your imaginary banning was no doubt due to acting like a wingnut, which is in complete violation of the TOS.

I only made up that stuff about Bettie Page because I thought you were gone and couldn't refute it. Oops.

[yuiyoshida]

29. I was gonna say...

OH NO!! GLAD to see you are still with us!

[taterguy]

83. Grace and my name

Rarely belong in the same sentence.

[siligut]

84. Is that a rule? I don't think that is a rule.

Besides, it is the coup de that precedes grace, and the circumflex over the a that makes it applicable in this particular case.

Though you often grace us with your posts and you carry a good deal of grace with me.

[taterguy]

85. All I know about Grace is what I learned from the Jeff Buckley album.

Thanks for reminding me that it's been too long since I listened to Mystery White Boy

[LynneSin]

5. Taterguy was tombstoned? How the hell did that happen?

And btw I'm in Delaware and I'm listening to RUSH!!!

[In_The_Wind]

7. It's only a rumor.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=177163

[OrwellwasRight]

45. Does it bug anyone else that Stevie Nicks' hands look 30 years

older than her face in that screen shot? Weird.

[Squinch]

49. Also, it looks like it is growing out of her cheek.

[Dr. Strange]

17. That's a lovely good news/bad news story.

I'm sorry that you're in Delaware, but it's good that the Geddy is keeping you happy.

[taterguy]

50. Fuck that Canadian crap

You should be listening to good, hard-working bands from Delaware.

[LynneSin]

52. Who is this ghost poster here - I don't see a name...

it's like the person was tombstomed or something

[Rosie1223]

8. Gotta love taterguy!

[Dr. Strange]

16. I remember when that happened!

I was so sad. It was such a nice bike.

[rug]

9. There was the time he asked who made the carving.

[madinmaryland]

10. So he finally pulled a Walt Starr!!

[MrMickeysMom]

11. Man…. that's a bad Stevie Nicks in motion...

But this here's something tombstone-honoring for taterguy, Lounge!
(skip the ad!)

[Paulie]

12. Oh dear

http://m.

[El Supremo]

13. He didn't get TSed. He just got mugged.

[taterguy]

14. I got reinstated!

Either that or your stupid fucking thread is just a god damn lie.

[Dr. Strange]

18. Do you have a taterguy story to share with the group?

No? Then get the fuck out of the taterguy Lounge^TM!

[taterguy]

19. Fuck you

[MrMickeysMom]

20. ...

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

[Dr. Strange]

24. Wow.

Don't take this the wrong way, but that's the worst story ever, dumbass.

[taterguy]

30. Don't take this the wrong way but . . .

I think you're a fucking asshole.

[Dr. Strange]

31. Aw, someone needs a hug.

Good luck getting one.

[taterguy]

32. Someone needs to shut the fuck up

[Tuesday Afternoon]

42. Tell me, Sinsei. I want your Ninja Moves.

Does your shit even get alerted on anymore? I got kicked out of Host's group by Skinner himself for saying this same type of shit. You get Kudos and bowed and scraped to.

[taterguy]

43. Ask an administrator

I don't know or care how often my posts get alerted on.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

44. I did. Haha. He never answered. I get no respect around here. None, I tells ya!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. I need to take lessons.

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I think I am doing something wrong with this Fuck You business.

[Paulie]

47. It's about pronouncing on the right syLABle

In your typing.

[XRubicon]

21. You Magnificent Bastard

[Ptah]

22. Absolutely Ultimate Potato Soup - Original recipe makes 8 servings

"I have made this for many whom have given it the title.
This takes a bit of effort but is well worth it. Please note:
for those who do not wish to use bacon, substitute
1/4 cup melted butter for the bacon grease and continue
with the recipe. (I generally serve this soup as a special treat
as it is not recommended for people counting calories.)"



http://allrecipes.com/recipe/absolutely-ultimate-potato-soup/

[Kaleva]

23. It was taterguy who didn't flush the toilet.

He let these two little girls take the fall for it.

[taterguy]

69. It was yellow

So I let it mellow

[raptor_rider]

26. Liar!!!

N/T

[frwrfpos]

33. dont know taterguy was ans dont know why he was kicked off, but just wanted to stop in and say hi

im new to DU and the lounge seems like the informal hangout place..anyway "hi"

[nolabear]

34. Hi! Welcome to DU! The Lounge is pretty informal

but watch out for taterguy. He's dangerous if you put your hand too close to his muzzle.

[taterguy]

36. What fucking muzzle?

[nolabear]

41. Now did I say anything about a fucking muzzle?

That's another topic entirely.

[madinmaryland]

51. Your fucking piehole, douchenozzle.

[taterguy]

57. Lighten up Francis

[Dr. Strange]

35. Really? Informal?

Why does everyone think the Lounge is informal? Is it because no one's wearing pants?

[taterguy]

39. Have you read the fucking Lounge SOP

It says the Lounge is an informal place to not wear pants.

[OrwellwasRight]

46. I guess I am overdressed then.

[MrScorpio]

37. Alas poor Taterguy, I knew him well

What yonder light through that window breaks? It is the east and Taterguy is the Sun.

[antiquie]

38. I believe

we have been down this road before....
The Taterguy 500

[In_The_Wind]

40. It was so much fun!

[Ikonoklast]

48. I thought taterguy asked Skinner to re-name the Lounge after him for a few days?

This should be the Dumbass Lounge.

[Raffi Ella]

53. I'm pretty sure I saw his butt once.

Long ago on DU1 or 2? The dumbass had gone out in the snow without his pants...

[taterguy]

56. I'm pretty sure you have me confused with someone else

[Raffi Ella]

66. I wish.

Don't act all shy about it now! That blinding pale bottom of yours seared itself into my brain, unfortunately the snow reminded me of it all over again.

[warrprayer]

54. poor taterguy

I am honored to say he posted on a thread of mine once

[sakabatou]

55. *munches popcorn*

[Ptah]

58. OOH! The stork that brought him should've been arrested for peddling dope. nt

[taterguy]

59. Is dope a compliment?

Sometimes I have trouble keeping up with the lingo

[kwassa]

60. To smear or cover with varnish or other thick liquid.

The meaning of the term "dope".

Now you can be hep to that term.

[siligut]

62. Dope makes you feel good and can be addictive

. . . if you know what I mean

[taterguy]

65. Why yes I do

[TZ]

61. Aww

There must be some sporting event I can spoil in his honor.. Oh I know. The Broncos play the Seahawks in the Superbowl!

[taterguy]

63. Welcome to Deplore

[TZ]

64. Thanks...

Dumbass!

[taterguy]

67. My therapist is gonna hear about that one

[taterguy]

70. I'm getting a little sick of kicking this thread

Someone else needs to pitch in

[siligut]

71. Sure, I can help

Glad you are still with us

[taterguy]

76. Thank you

I appreciate that

[Wait Wut]

72. On a more positive note...

Sweet potatoes or yams?

I just found out recently you can stuff them. It sounds uncomfortable.

[taterguy]

73. Sweet potatoes

Obviously

[Dr. Strange]

74. It's this kind of thread kicking...

that got you tombstoned in the first place!

[taterguy]

77. And just what the fucxk do you mean by that?

[Dr. Strange]

79. If you can't spell "fuck" correctly...

then I'm not responding to your post.

[taterguy]

80. I know how to spell it correctly

I just chose not too.

[trof]

75. I am proud to post on the tgL.

GO TUBERS!

[taterguy]

81. I live in the tgL

Sometimes it's a scarey place.

[many a good man]

78. I must be lost. Thought this was MFM Lounge

I'm going to get up and leave as soon as I can find my pants.

[taterguy]

82. You can check out any time you like

But you can never leave