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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA joke...about an 80 year old man...and an affair..(and it is a very old joke too)
An 80-year-old man hobbles into confession and says to the
priest,"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11
grandchildren. Last night I had an affair with two 18-year-old girls. I
made love with both of them............ Twice." The priest said, "Well
my
son, when was the last time you were in confession?
"Never Father, I'm
Jewish." "Jewish! Then, why are you telling me?" asks the priest
"Telling You??
... I'm telling everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(4,185 posts)Good stuff
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(34,043 posts)FloridaJudy
(9,465 posts)A cop sees an old man sobbing his heart out on a park bench, and approaches the Senior "What's wrong?"
"I'm 85 years old", the man replies, "..and I'm married to a 26 year old Supermodel. Every night when I get home, she cooks me a four-star gourmet meal, and pours me a generous drink of single-blend whiskey. After, she draws me a bubble bath and lovingly scrubs me from head to toe. Then we go to bed and have mad, passionate sex two or three times..."
"Holy cow!" says the policeman. "Then why are you crying?"
"I can't remember where I live!"