How cold is it?

[Archae]

In honor of the c-c-COLD weather it is tonight here in Sheboygan, (as of this writing, 10 below with 15-25mph winds,) let's have some "How cold is it!" jokes.

It's so cold a wooly bear caterpillar was mugged for it's fur coat by an earthworm.

It's so cold Madison politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

[Art_from_Ark]

1. It's so cold that

even the polar bears don't want to be in the Polar Bear Club.

[Brigid]

2. Here's what this guy has to say:

[steve2470]

4. LOL ! loved it ! nt

[orleans]

3. in a few hours it should be temp -17 with a feels like temp of -37

and i'll try to think of something funny to say then but until then, in preparation, i'm gearing up with vodka, olive juice, tonic and a cheap supreme pizza.

[In_The_Wind]

5. At this moment: 7.4 degrees.

Tonight
Partly cloudy in the evening...then becoming mostly cloudy. Cold with lows around 2 above. Light and variable winds... Becoming northwest around 5 mph after midnight.

Methinks that I'll venture out on Friday for a bit of grocery shopping.

[femmocrat]

6. Seven below. (PA)

No school today!

[dawg]

7. Cold as a witches ...

ice-cube tray.

[LWolf]

8. Right now? 11 degrees.

Of course, I'm not in the south. I AM at home because of icy roads; busses didn't run, schools are closed.