Once again it's time for the Annual 'Win a Million Dollars right here right now.....'

[LynneSin]

I'll give that to whomever can stop my nose from running. I have a pile of tissues about knee deep and I'm starting to think I've got brains dripping out of the nose. I sneeze so fricking hard my bladder is about to lose control (I haven't yet but I felt I've come close)

It will not stop even with all sorts of meds.

I see the doctor in 2 hours.

Seriously - million dollars to whomever can cure this damn runny nose.

Oh and my eternal friendship too!

[Walk away]

1. Try standing on your head...please send large bills. nt

[LynneSin]

2. Ok now my brain is swimming in snot

so no go on the money!

[Walk away]

4. Damn! I spent most of it before breakfast. nt

[charlie and algernon]

3. Saline spray

breaks it up and clears it out.


i'll send you my Swiss Bank account number where you can deposit the money.

[dawg]

5. Twenties and hundreds please.

[LynneSin]

6. It would get so backed up in there it would come out the other openings instead

just saying....

[Callmecrazy]

7. a snort of ...

pharmaceutical cocaine would do the trick. Trust me, it'll work; and if it doesn't it, you won't care.


I'll take mine in gold please.

[LynneSin]

9. here's your gold...

[ananda]

8. Actually, a runny nose is good for you.

The last cold I got was one of the worst for nose blowing,
and after a week not only was the cold gone but also
all allergies.

My breathing has been completely clear since.