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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forums25 Completely Scientific Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/completely-scientific-reasons-women-live-longer-than-men
Because of stuff like this:
Because most men have no idea how to get from point A to point B:
Because 8 out of 10 men have no idea how escalators work:
Make that 9 out of 10:
Or how pools work:
Because men cant even beat inanimate objects in a fight:
Because they easily fall for tricks and traps:
Because they cant be trusted, even in trust falls:
Because to them, simple household tasks are matters of life and death:
Especially if it involves ladders:
Even something as simple as moving a couch becomes a deadly activity:
And dont even get them started with ramps. Once you give a man a ramp, its game over. Hes done.
And if you add a crane to the mix? Just start etchin up that headstone right now:
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25 Completely Scientific Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men (Original Post)
warrior1
Jan 2014
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sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)1. Hilarious
I had to watch the Saran Wrap one a few times to figure out what the hell was the matter with the guy doing the chasing.
Boom Sound 416
(4,185 posts)2. Wait. The lawn mower technique is
Impossible to defend, if done right
LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)3. Dang! Those guys in the pool!
What could possibly go wrong?
anasv
(225 posts)4. inanimate object
Was there a baby in that thing??
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)5. I think I'm getting vertigo
just watching that guy on the ladder hanging over the ledge.