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Peyton Manning - Halftime Locker Room (SNL)
No matter what the f happened yesterday, Peyton is a good guy with a great sense of humor. Watch this video...
http://pann.nate.com/video/14899578
Coach (Will Forte): All right, listen up! I see a lot of mopey faces around here. Granted, we're down by 34 points, McMillan broke his ankle and our cheerleaders have started to cheering for the other team. That doesn't mean we can't come back and win this thing. Wally, you got something you wanna say?
Wally (Peyton Manning): Yeah, coach. Guys, this is my senior year and as team captain this is not how I wanna end my last game. So you guys listen up and listen good. Let's get the "f" outta here. I mean, there's an exit near the showers. We can get back to the bus and get back to Des Moines before they even know we're gone. (The team agrees and starts to head out.)
Coach: Come on, sit your buns back down. (Team sits down) Ok, we can't just give up.
Wally: But coach this guys are so good and I'm very, very scared of them. Can I be real with you right now? I mean like really, really, really real.
Coach: Yes.
Wally: I just thought about going out there for the second half and a little bit of pee came out.
Coach: Guys, if I gave up every time I've peed my pants out of fear I would not be married. I would not have 3 out of my 4 kids and I definitely would not be standing here in front of you right now.
Coach (Will Forte): All right, listen up! I see a lot of mopey faces around here. Granted, we're down by 34 points, McMillan broke his ankle and our cheerleaders have started to cheering for the other team. That doesn't mean we can't come back and win this thing. Wally, you got something you wanna say?
Wally (Peyton Manning): Yeah, coach. Guys, this is my senior year and as team captain this is not how I wanna end my last game. So you guys listen up and listen good. Let's get the "f" outta here. I mean, there's an exit near the showers. We can get back to the bus and get back to Des Moines before they even know we're gone. (The team agrees and starts to head out.)
Coach: Come on, sit your buns back down. (Team sits down) Ok, we can't just give up.
Wally: But coach this guys are so good and I'm very, very scared of them. Can I be real with you right now? I mean like really, really, really real.
Coach: Yes.
Wally: I just thought about going out there for the second half and a little bit of pee came out.
Coach: Guys, if I gave up every time I've peed my pants out of fear I would not be married. I would not have 3 out of my 4 kids and I definitely would not be standing here in front of you right now.